jkrueger

quote: Originally posted by sk: I think that comment was not verry apropriate And the pot calls the kettle black.

It sounds interesting, but that's just waaaay too much climbing for me!

quote: Originally posted by sk: you have potential kid now just post a picture so lawgoddess and I can decide if you are hot or not And what are you going to do if he is - *inappropriate comment*? I don't know if I should be offended or excited. [ 07-31-2002, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: jkrueger ]

DFA has stepped into the ring and should make a fine combatant in the sprayfests that are known to ensue here.

quote: Originally posted by trask: i thought this was a swimming snafflehound Mr. Trask - I think it is painfully obvious that that is NOT a swimming snafflehound. I would guess that what you have chosen to share with us here is either your wet dream fantasy woman, your fat ass mamma, or some twisted Freudian combination of the two.

Actually, it's the extremists that are completely out of their cotton-pickin' gourds! You should see it down here - it's a virtual mob scene complete with hysteria, rumors, and fear! Meanwhile, bands of nomadic wild snaffles have reportedly been seen gathering for palaver. At this point, they are apt to do just about anything...

I am planning for Pub Club at Leavenworth August 10-18th!

The Band of the Snafflehound is in serious need of financial support in order to fund their (increasingly expensive) resistance movement. There is also a need for snaffle food (other than booty gear), as the warehouse had to be evacuated before food stores could be moved... Everyone is asked to make their tax-deductible donations at established safehouse locations, which Tex will pick up personally as he makes his way through the PNW. And make sure to keep your receipt - it entitles you to 3 months of free parking at all locations requiring any type of a pass or fee throughout the PNW.

For security reasons, I am not at liberty to disclose information regarding either Texplorer or rumored secret crag locales where he may be known to frequent. As it is well known, Texplorer does not allow himself to be photographed. Any photographs of Texplorer are hoaxes, and anyone in possession of one should be viewed as highly suspect...

My ascender always wants to go climbing and never flakes out!

Those choppers are now confirmed to be carrying forces of armed heli-rappers, who have just begun dropping into local crags and enforcing perimeters. There is also an unconfirmed report that Texplorer, through his trusted network of informants, received advance notice of the assault and was able to safely evacuate both himself and the snaffles to safer locations. Safety houses throughout the PNW are all advised to be on high alert... [ 07-19-2002, 01:59 PM: Message edited by: jkrueger ]

quote: Originally posted by trask: here's what climbin' means to me Mr. Trask - I think everyone here already knew that about you... As you always seem to have some kind of visual aid pulled from the deepest recesses of the Internet quagmire with which to clarify your views, I can only think that you missed your calling in life... When can we expect your touring slideshow and presentation on the meaning of life?

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: Gets out and does what? Gets out of the Muir Hut without a buzz on Gets out of their SUV to wash the mud off Gets out of having to belay a hangdogger Gets out of work to go climbing Gets out of their own state to go climbing Gets out of the topic of discussion on a thread Gets out of a near-death situation

Some film about climbing. Probably mainly bouldering though, maybe some sport. I was hoping someone in PDX would have some actual beta...

There are currently 2,463 registered users of cc.com. Cutting that in half so as not to count the avatars leaves 1232 actual people. Half of those people don't meet the "definition" of being a climber, so now we have 616 actual climbers. I'm estimating that 75% of those people are in WA, so there are 462 actual people that climb in WA that are registered on cc.com. I'll estimate that 1 in every 50 climbers in WA is registered here, so there are roughly 23,100 total climbers in WA. How much booty gear do I win if my answer is the closest to the official census report?

Those people were stupid enough to leave out their garbage like bait, and then they're surprised they catch a bear? Not to be harsh, but I think having a gun in this case prevented natural selection from running its true course. My sympathy goes to the bear.

This is showing tonight - anybody in PDX going?

quote: Originally posted by mtngrrrl: Uh, what's PDX? Portland

It is best to use booty gear at all critical points in your setup. Booty gear works especially well for anchors, belaying, and as desperate protection. The good karma of found gear comes from your luck in finding it, and results in better gear mojo for those times when you really need it! In fact, the more times gear is lost and then found again, the better the karma, which means more mojo... warning: The beta in this post is not actual beta. In retaliation to the climbers that have been capturing their young and raising them as pets, the snafflehounds have begun a "snaffle gear" assault. Gear is stolen from climbers, damaged, and then strategically placed as "booty gear." In several recent incidents throughout the PNW, climbers have been seriously injured in accidents that have been the result of the use of "snaffle gear" that has failed. All climbers are hereby on notice to treat all booty gear as suspect, and proceed with caution.

We will be giving away booty gear in random prize drawings and to the winners of snafflehound matches at all future Eugene Pub Clubs. You are morally obligated to send us all of your booty gear.

quote: Originally posted by texplorer: This weekend I did some scouting and may have found a new "secret spot." Hey Tex - those lines are mine!!! I think we're going to have to take this matter of bolting rights and first ascents to the snafflehound ring! We'll throw my snaffle and a bunch of your gear in the ring. If my snaffle can eat all of your stuff, I win. But if you have more gear than my snaffle can pack down, you win - and you can do the routes with what (little) gear you have left. By the way, can I buy one of those snafflehounds off you? Seems I have immediate need for one...

RELATIVITY A film by Peter Brink Thursday, July 18, 2002 - 8 PM Hollywood Theatre 4122 NE Sandy Portland, OR $5.00 @ the door Source: Climb-X-Media

quote: Originally posted by Dru: I bet they are mad cause you are picking up all the proposals that used to fly their way. maybe you should stick up a photo of your wedding ring so they know its all in fun. [ 07-11-2002, 04:20 PM: Message edited by: jkrueger ]

quote: Originally posted by hollyclimber: ...it does take 800 posts in a short period of time to ensure complete annoyance.

quote: Originally posted by texplorer: Do you remember what Tatooine looks like in Star Wars? I think you've been hangin' with my kids too much and now you've got Star Wars permanently stuck on the brain!