jkrueger

quote: Originally posted by Off White: Your creative spelling gives it away in one message! As does the liberal use of emoticons!

If you've ever made the mistake of trying to argue that climbing is better than sex. If you've ever been swayed by such an argument. If you actually DO believe that climbing is better than sex.

quote: Originally posted by sk: Yeah I like yummy home made brownies with vanilla ice cream. Perhaps a little less spraying and a bit more baking, then... How did you get unshackled from the stove, anyway? I hope Greg's wife didn't slip you a skeleton key or something when you were up in WA.

An epic destined to become a legend! This is a tale my kids will be telling their kids about...

Have a great time everybody! Wish I could be there... Be safe and climb high! Oh yeah... I've authorized Greg W to just go ahead and shoot anybody who gets the wrong idea about SK while she's up there!

quote: Originally posted by sk: NO stress annie... tex will ride on top if necessary Just what kind of a trip is this, anyway?

Enough with the eggs already - you're going to offend Trask!

Damn Trask - I thought that was really you! You had me going for a minute... Please kindly disregard that barrage of PMs I sent you earlier (or just go ahead and post them for the amusement of all ).

In climbing, I find 100% of myself.

quote: Originally posted by trask: Why thankyou JK, if you'll go to my profile picture, you'll see all of me. Absolutely luscious, my dearest sweet thing - I must have you! Check your PMs... [ 09-27-2002, 10:07 AM: Message edited by: jkrueger ]

Trask, I must say you're looking delightfully tacky, yet unrefined today!

quote: Originally posted by trask: You said it all wrong. You should have said, "I ain't fuckin startin shit here asseyes, but that rotgut tastes like morning Moose piss. Gimme a pull on that Mad Dog." That's what I started to say, but I changed my mind at the last second because I didn't want to imply that I knew what morning moose piss tastes like (which I do). And besides, that's what you're here for! I have learned the error of my ways - it won't happen again. Post first, think about it later (if at all). Stream of consciousness rules. Puff chest out, then type... Got it!

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Drink girlie type coolers then "Another hard rockaberry peach please Mr. Bartender (giggle)" Hard liquor! Though I do find the SNPA quite tasty... That shit beer though; I'd just as soon spin myself dizzy, fall down, and call it good!

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Blasphemy! Blasphemy! Sure, PBR has more hipster/punk/indie-rock cache, but Hamms is a far superior beverage, hands down. Please do not make any more disparaging remarks about "The Beer Refreshing," sir. I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumors But I think that beer's Got a sick taste and flavor And when I drink I expect something Much Better

Shred - Be careful! You're starting to post too much to be considered a true lurker. Hell, I think you're even starting to spray a bit?

quote: Originally posted by shredmaximus: You guys leaving Friday night or Sat. AM ? As far as I know, they are leaving Friday @ 6ish... If you offer up a case of PBR I'm sure Annie will stop in and pick you up!

quote: Originally posted by sketchfest: Hey Shred, you better make sure that anyone holding the dull end of your rope is belay certified. No shit!

Yeah, yeah, I know... But I also recall how appreciative I was before I left and when I got back. The good news is that SK convinced her parents to rear the children next weekend, so we'll actually be taking a trip to Smith together for a change.

Oh yeah, "Child Rearing." Thanks for the perspective adjustment Sketch, now I feel better! Besides, who wants to go hang out with a bunch of hot climber chicks, drink beers, and swap tales with a bunch of cool folks over a campfire? And granite cracks - can't you get hurt doing shit like that?

quote: Originally posted by shredmaximus: Anybody interested in car-pooling from Portland to this shindig??? I am!!! I am!!! Oh, wait, I'm stuck at home with the kiddies... Nevermind.

quote: Originally posted by sk: Marijuana, pot, reefer, grass, smoke, weed, doobie, mary jane, hooch, spleef, cheeba, ganja, da kine, joint, bone, sage, herb, da kind, hemp, cannabis, pakalolo, and blunt! Hey - these were my innane, valuless comments?

How about someone like Dan Rather? He's intelligent, respected, knowledgeable of both domestic and world events (past and present), and can put together a coherent sentence. My vote is still with Xena, though! Get a hardwoman in there for a change...

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Bush is the best of what was available. What was available was not the best.

"Is that anchor bomber?" "Yeah, I, errr, um, clasped the biner thingies into that metal stuff up there, and then put some of that cord stuff through it till she looked good. I pulled on it real hard, see, and it weren't going nowhere." Regardless of if the anchor is bomber or not (reality), my perception is that the anchor is spooky because the person cannot explain what they have done.

quote: Originally posted by trask: who gives a shit how he speaks, his cabinet gets busy with goblins Millions of people. It is not truth that matters, but rather, how it is perceived. That's why the media exists - to help us "perceive" reality.