lizard_brain

...fyi, they have gotten alot better and guarantee their products for life. They have a shop in S. Seattle and replace or repair any OR thing you have.... Yeah except the last time I went in (a seam blew on one of my fleece/schoeller jackets) I was told I could pick a new one, which was a new style I did not like and only in bright red. When I said I would just like the old one fixed they said it would be 3-4 MONTHS because they only had one guy sewing stuff for the entire U.S. I thought that was weak. I just took my old jacket home with me. Now I have one side that has a breast and hand pocket and the other has one big ass long pocket. Whatever. Still good stuff. Kyle OR seems to have good designs but poor quality, especially in the seams. (In my opinion.) <--Disclaimer.

What I hate is when those war-mongering budhists hijack and blow up airplanes.

That would be "Mr. Johnson" to you...

Oops - sorry. I thought this was the "pirates only" forum. Whatever happened to "snatch"? Is that too 70's? Beaver? Muffin? "Vagina" just sounds so clinical.

Arrrr... Pity the wench what must suffar the wrath o' me cutlass! Full up to the hilt, I'll give it to her!

I was up there the weekend before last. There was a 10 year old kid up there, and a troop of boy scouts.

Arrr... Give that bastard the floggin' o' his life, then keel-haul the son o' a wench!

Now this is a topic I can sink my teeth into...

She's hot! Seriously! I gotta get some summit pics with her!

Joke? True story. Happened to me the other day. ... water was really deep too. Tell me about it...

I find the inflatable sheep save a lot of weight - only problem is you can't eat them.

Never mind.

Why just when you get older? Um, I think that implies that now that he's old, it doesn't do anything but get in the way anymore. Get it?

If we find lost hikers while we're out climbing, is it okay to fuck them and eat them?

So you can give him a hug?

Well, I do have a friend that says that having a big penis is not always that great - he says when you get older, all it does is get in the way when you climb.

You know, faggot, you're right. What am I doing in cafe feeling-sorry-for-yourself when I feel so good. I should find something to whine about. I mean, when I first heard about Dr. Denton's suicide, while I didn't understand it, I remember thinking first thing when I heard about her 43-story jump - "Awesome!" That must have been amazing. THEN I went on to think other things about it, and then I just forgot about it. Until cafe group-hugz-from-lifes-victims reminded me of it again, that is. I guess I do have some things to be sad about - do you know just how hard it is to climb in jackboots? The good thing about them is (are?) you don't need gaiters, though. -OOPS! Shame on me! Looking at the positive side again! I'm sorry. I'll go now.

Shit. How many billion people are there in the world? You can focus on the negative and depress yourself - you are a climber, you own a rope, go hang yourself! Or do something else. You weenies that just turned 30 - What wimps! You're kids! I'm a generation older than you, and I'll bet I'm in better shape than you! (And I have a big penis.) I celebrated my 40th birthday by going paragliding. That was a few years ago. Look at Stimsom Bullitt and Fred Beckey - those guys are in their 80s and still climbing. 30 years old, and you're whining! Put a gun in your mouth! Please!

Waddya mean short road trips! This looks like the ultimate travel bus. I want to get one and travel the country in it, state to state, doing freelance executions at state prisons along the way. That way I could declare all of my travel expenses like fuel, maintenance, meals, etc. as business expenses on my taxes. I spoke with a coworker here at the hospital, and he said we could go into business together, and we shouldn't waste money on those fancy drug "cocktails" they use on the inmates, when we could get a bottle of Chlorox for about two bucks and it would last forever. He said the only problem is that we'd spend most of our time in Texas.

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I bet at the time Inglis was completely STUMPED! (Nyuk - nyuk...)

Fred Meyer.

Yeah, uh... I love you too. What did you say your name is again?

quote: Originally posted by mattp: ...it would be unfortunate if we let the antics of a few, or even the pervasive culture of banter, cause the site to be mired in the realm of bullshit. You mean it's not already?

quote: Originally posted by mattp: ...it would be unfortunate if we let the antics of a few, or even the pervasive culture of banter, cause the site to be mired in the realm of bullshit. You mean it's not already?