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Yeah, no one should claim they're the greatest, except maybe Ali. That's really bullshit and is a set up for lambasting. They get what they ask for I guess. I'm climbing down off my soapbox now. What the hell do I know anyway?

I know, but I hear it so much that sometimes it just seems like some of you guys think your shit totally dosen't stink. I'm sure there's not a person among you that wouldn't like to do some of the stuff the "big name" guys are doing. I'm not saying your're not good climbers either...cause I know a lot of you are. It just bugged me tonight for some reason. Peace.

Why don't you guys go climb Everest, K2, or some of the other great climbs, before you shit down the neck of the people that are. Maybe these people are pricks, but at least they're out doing it. All I see here, with a few exceptions, is a bunch of PNW locals that love to put down the guys that really do the gnarly shit. It must be awesome to be so all knowing and spectacular. Put your money where your mouths are. Yeah, I know what you're gonna say about me, and I don't give a shit. But I'll tell you what, as an outside observer listening to y'all slam the big boys, it's truly pathetic. Let the spray begin.

I'll do it Holly. But I slobber a lot and my feet stink.

Charlie, you're a sick bastard.

quote: Originally posted by Charlie: oh yeah, suck it fucka!

quote: Originally posted by trask: Yeah, REI charlie - shut the fuck up

quote: Originally posted by alicia: Okay, Will, from that perspective, it makes sense. So, yer recommending finding another new climber to travel with, and then hookin' up with more experienced climbers when we get into town? And are there any boards for beginning climbers? a Yeah, REI

alicia, right on. I have to agree with you. I see what you want to do, and if I was free I'd take ya. If you're a fat ass though, forget it. Someone will step up, but probably not from the KTK. Try REI climbing. They're more pussy and would probably welcome you better. Goodluck!

quote: Originally posted by pope: Let's face it: the guy is a genius! I've climbed with the guy, and the rumors that he doesn't know where Index is just aren't true. He'll talk your ear off, but I think he's a genuinely nice guy, and very entertaining (if you're driving back from Leavenworth, you won't need a radio in the car). [ 02-15-2002: Message edited by: pope ] teeth ground down to cocaine nubbins

quote: Originally posted by trask: Subject: The yearly physical An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, "What? What did he say? What's he want?" His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

woa, that's just not right! [ 02-14-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Subject: The yearly physical An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "What? What did he say? What's he want?" His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

quote: Originally posted by rbw1966: This explains a lot. What's your excuse genius? The fact that you couldn't pass the bar?

I've done boocoo crazy shit like that too. 1.Cut off all the inside pockets of a $400 Arcteryx parka to "help" it breathe.2.Shortened all straps, cut off all outside pockets, removed all tags, and other general mayhem to nice Arcteryx packs. Fucking up their useability I might add.3.Modified and messed up trekking poles.4.Shortend and ruined 2 ice axes.5.Screwed around with countless variations of the "perfect" hydration bladdar set up. Finally concluded that the old Nalgene was hard to beat. About $200 later. This is just some of the shit I've pulled. If you count all the non-hiking/outdoorsy stuff I've "improved" the list would be embarrassingly long. Now that I'm 14 years old and wiser, I just leave shit alone and live with it. Cheaper in the long run. [ 02-14-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

what are those? a couple'a turds off to the left.

a Becky disciple ...how goes counselor? That's the first time I've ever heard you swear.

When I grow up I want to be like Mike [ 02-13-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Burp

Mike is a maniac. What's not to like?

quote: Originally posted by Crackhead: I'll buy beer for anyone who can get pictures of Bobbi climbing naked Wow, a whole beer!

well, I could tell y'all about the Hooter's experience but I'll spare ya.

sloan? [ 02-13-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

back to the 'hill' eh snoop?