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I've done boocoo crazy shit like that too. 1.Cut off all the inside pockets of a $400 Arcteryx parka to "help" it breathe.2.Shortened all straps, cut off all outside pockets, removed all tags, and other general mayhem to nice Arcteryx packs. Fucking up their useability I might add.3.Modified and messed up trekking poles.4.Shortend and ruined 2 ice axes.5.Screwed around with countless variations of the "perfect" hydration bladdar set up. Finally concluded that the old Nalgene was hard to beat. About $200 later. This is just some of the shit I've pulled. If you count all the non-hiking/outdoorsy stuff I've "improved" the list would be embarrassingly long. Now that I'm 14 years old and wiser, I just leave shit alone and live with it. Cheaper in the long run. [ 02-14-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

what are those? a couple'a turds off to the left.

a Becky disciple ...how goes counselor? That's the first time I've ever heard you swear.

When I grow up I want to be like Mike [ 02-13-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Burp

Mike is a maniac. What's not to like?

quote: Originally posted by Crackhead: I'll buy beer for anyone who can get pictures of Bobbi climbing naked Wow, a whole beer!

well, I could tell y'all about the Hooter's experience but I'll spare ya.

sloan? [ 02-13-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

back to the 'hill' eh snoop?

if you look close i think she wet herself too

dude, that's just butt ugly.

http://www.happybirthdaytoyou.com/cardtest.php3?card=drunk&image=baby

No Dru, she's hot. I've been told this by a reliable source.

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots." "Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?" She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back!"

quote: Originally posted by allison: And Sprayboys....if you're tempted...move along to the next one. I'm serious! Gee, I guess you told us. Do you smoke cigars too?

quote: Originally posted by willstrickland:[QB][/QB] All right, all right, Starchild herePut a glide in your stride and a dip in your hipAnd come on up to the Mothership.Loose Booty, doin' the bump. Hustle on over here.

yeah Dave, that approach dosen't work anymore. Nice try though.

quote: Originally posted by allison: nononono, READ the post....boys ARE allowed!!! My mistake. I reread the post. Whatever. I'm still down for Dukes and Hooters. Love those roller skaters. "Barkeep, whiskey and fresh horses for me and my men!"

Damn straight Erik. Girls on trampolines and roller skates. WooHoo! [ 02-12-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

OH NO...now look what's happenin' The women are bailin' for their own, exclusive pub night. No men allowed. This is taking a turn for the worse. I'll be at Dukes @ Chandlers for awhile, then on over for some intellectual stimuli @ Hooters. Whatever turns your crank, I guess.

AlpineK, [ 02-12-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Not necessarily. What would you call a single woman in a bar trolling for a date? Desperate? [ 02-12-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

I see what you mean about Lamebone, Caveman.