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quote: Originally posted by roger johnson: with anticipation I got mine down to .05 you mean you redlighted, don't ya

Tod's a punk

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, never the less? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.

quote: Originally posted by trask: The UN sucks. The US takes no prisoners, kisses no ass, has no equal.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: You talking per capita, aid budget, charitable donations, total $$$ spent or what? This from a country that hasn't paid its UN membership dues in years? [ 02-01-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

that's baaaaaaaad.

quote: Originally posted by todd: trask,actuellement, j'habite au colorado, et j'habitais au pnw aussi. et la situation restera toujours la meme: les gens avec l'anomisite la plus forte seront toujours les gens qui ne grimpent pas tres bien/souvent, et qui passe leurs temps libre devant l'ordinateur. combien de vrais grimpeurs connaissez-vous qui n'ont pas passé beacoup de temps aux deux endroits? tous les deux sont super. quand j'habitais au pnw, j'ai revé de démenager au colorado. maintenant que j'habite ici, je reve quelquefois de retourner au pnw...Todd,Indeed, I spend far too much time at the computer. I read the nasty, hatefull things you wrote about Caveman and Dru. This simply reinforces my belief that you are a shitstain. How does it feel to be scorned and pissed on from great heights? Open wide...here comes a brown coil. Trask [ 02-01-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

me too...i love the shit. my girlfriend thinks i stink.

You guys talkin' bout my monkey or my fleshlight?

http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/monkey.html...let it load and spank your monkey. trask

I'm one of Mike's too. Life sucks!

quote: Originally posted by trask: heh dumb ass, you tell me. Yeah, Kathy (aka as XXXXXX I won't mention names) is a real lady. hehehe... Kathy Rope Lead Member # 1424 posted 01-31-2002 07:41 PM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------At the pub Club I will show my ample rack to Fred. Maybe I will get to see some of his ancient but still serviceable ironmongrey. I haven't seen Fred since '87, atop the Sisters. We did the Dog Route as a way to stay in shape back then.

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Naw Kathy, you just spew a lot of shit for the hosehound you are. I told you once and I'll tell you again, you just bring your funbags on over to see old Trask for proper bolt emplacement. I know all the French techniques, and my nuts never back out.

quote: Originally posted by Richard Pumpington: If you'll be my 696, I'll be your 969! Why Lil'Dick, I thought you liked boys?

Sugar, I'd love to show you MY manhood. It's quite gnarly and pleasing to the female persuasion. I'm burning with desire here. Just the thought of your puffies makes me feel so nasty and bad. Your future love slave? trask

can't make it work. [ 01-31-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

...you bums got any reflexs left? I can do it consistently in .11 seconds. Wanna know how? Cause I spank my monkey, assholes!!! Seriously, as soon as you click START move to stop and hold down the arrow. Release it instead of pushing it, and your times will improve, unless of course, YOU DON'T SPANK YOUR MONKEY YOU WANKERS!!! http://www.happyhub.com/network/reflex/ [ 02-01-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by the shadow: this is a really stupid thread. ...ya gotta learn to laugh; it's the way to true love.

quote: Originally posted by Heinouscling: This thread has been done already. Come on Trask. Be creative. -Heinous I know, I was gonna post some shit and changed my mind. I REALLY meant nevermind. But that peabrain SHADOW had to go startin' shit again. I have a gun, I've filed the sights off, and I know how to abuse it. [ 01-31-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

OOOOOOOoooo, the shadow....... I'm skeert' now!

nevermind [ 01-31-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

What's with this getting off at 4:20 shit. Can't you guys up there get anything straight? 4:30 or 5:00 or 5:30 is a traditional quitting time.

I'm sorry to hear that Dru. I don't know him, but I assume he's a climber. Bummer. Been a rough year for this kind of shit. Everybody take good care out there, ya'hear!

Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, and lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers, For thine is the beer, The bitter and the lager, Forever and ever, Barmen.