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nolanr, you go first.

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mattp, didn't I see you on TV at the Raider/New England playoff game? Cold, wasn't it? You're the first attorney I've seen with his hands in his own pockets. [ 02-09-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Dru: coprophiliac???? flagitiousness

Knowing Pope's history of bag shitting, why would anyone want to sleep with him?

I see no way to justify $700, or even $500 for a small tent. It's just not worth it. I have a couple Marmot 2-person tents that can take on some nasty shittin' weather and I'm in them around $200-220. WTF if they weigh 7.4 lbs. I'll gladly carry the extra 2 lbs. to save $300-500. Seems like a no-brainer, but I was wrong once last year. Kiss it Caveman and Dru

Yesterday, Spody Brody was bitchin'about spray. I like it just the way it is. quit yur bitchin' [ 02-12-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

SPRAY RULES ... just quit yur bitchin' [ 02-09-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by brody0: wow trask you sound like an interesting guy. a mountaineer? done so soon? I'm not a mountaineer. I'm a bullshit artist. So what are you Mr. Whimper? I actually feel your pain...sucks to be dominated at home, dosen't it?

Does Brittney have lazy eye or what? Man, when she looks at me, one eye points at my manbeast and one at my left ear. What's up with that? And who's this Spody Brody character? Sounds like he needs to change his poopy diapers. Hey Spody BrodyO, since you're an idiot, here's something to occupy your time. http://www.savethis.clickability.com/st/saveThisApp?clickMap=link&webPadID=B29046732 [ 02-08-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Hell no, poopy pants. Chat rooms suck. CC already has one and nobody uses it. Shit, we don't know what to say one-on-one. Chatrooms are for girls and yuppies. Are you a yuppie Spody Brody? Quit yer bitchin' and start flingin' spooge like the man rocket you are. Lick this. You know you want to...

quote: Originally posted by Dru: i favor retroactive abortion for todd, chepe and brody0. and in terms of gun control, those with the guns do the controlling, I think.Dru, our two countries have radically different views on arms. Americans will start screaming and shooting at the Capitol if someone suggests restricting access to armor-piercing bullets. Canadians are baffled by the existence of water guns. Of course, there are Canadians with guns - some of whom are militant weapons lovers and rail against the government's stringent gun laws. But eventually they all end up moving to Texas. Canada is happy to be thought of as bland and mousy. It wants to avoid any similarity to America, the naked-armed redneck sitting on the porch, cleaning its rifles. trask

quote: Originally posted by Dru: how can you have pride if you aren't lyin'????

quote: Originally posted by Dru: the only thing cavey is "diggin out of his tread" is the crusted on smears of the last trask he stepped in. - spoken by the guy that was recently spotted at a Barbara Striesand "Gay Pride & Tree Hugging" rally.

I like crabs. I boil em up in rock salt for about 15 minutes and chow. I usually pick em off'a dru's girlfriends. bon appitit-

I tried about 3 times to post a picture using the good old deal. But it didn't take for some reason. It was a valid URL Jpeg. Oh well.

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quote: Originally posted by jblakley: Yeah but when your toting around Big Bubba's golf clubs don't fall for the 'ole "19th hole play through" trick. [ 02-08-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

ChuckK, you da man!

Please do your part for your fellow Americans. Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to help those in need. Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level... right here in the land of plenty !! And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of it as a result of the bankruptcy and current SEC investigation. But now, you can help! For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help an Enron executive remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem, as it barely covers their per diem, ...but it's a start! Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an Enron exec it could mean the difference between a vacation spent sucking ass in D.C., golfing in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is nothing more than rent, a car note or mortgage payments. But to an Enron exec $700 will almost replace his per diem. Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable an Enron exec to buy that home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio. HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING? Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the exec you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home by Arthur Andersen. You'll also get information on how he plans to invest his golden parachute. Imagine the joy as you watch your executive's portfolio double or triple! Plus upon signing up for this program, you will receive an unsigned photo of th e exec (for a signed photo, please include an additional $5000.00). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering. HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING? Your Enron exec will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the exec won't know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected expenses. YES, I WANT TO HELP! I would like to sponsor an Enron executive. My preference is checked below: [ ] Mid-level Manager [ ] Director [ ] Vice President (Higher cost; please specify which department) [ ] President (Even higher cost; please specify which department) [ ] CEO (Contribution: Average Enron janitor monthly salary x 700) [ ] Entire Company [ ] I'll sponsor an Exec most in need. Please select one for me. [ 02-09-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

texplorer - Fred actually chugs Caveman's methane gas. [ 02-08-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

I know, isn't it the shits. I've still got about 1000 hours of community service to go. Probation sucks!

These pictures are disturbing and not for the weak of heart: http://www.prisonbitchname.com/stars.htm [ 02-07-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Yep, I guess you could say that's the schlong and short of it. Gawd, that's gotta hurt! Never could understand what you pirates get outta that nasty habit, other than the greazzzy pole. That's just NOT right...