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can't make it work. [ 01-31-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

...you bums got any reflexs left? I can do it consistently in .11 seconds. Wanna know how? Cause I spank my monkey, assholes!!! Seriously, as soon as you click START move to stop and hold down the arrow. Release it instead of pushing it, and your times will improve, unless of course, YOU DON'T SPANK YOUR MONKEY YOU WANKERS!!! http://www.happyhub.com/network/reflex/ [ 02-01-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by the shadow: this is a really stupid thread. ...ya gotta learn to laugh; it's the way to true love.

quote: Originally posted by Heinouscling: This thread has been done already. Come on Trask. Be creative. -Heinous I know, I was gonna post some shit and changed my mind. I REALLY meant nevermind. But that peabrain SHADOW had to go startin' shit again. I have a gun, I've filed the sights off, and I know how to abuse it. [ 01-31-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

OOOOOOOoooo, the shadow....... I'm skeert' now!

nevermind [ 01-31-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

What's with this getting off at 4:20 shit. Can't you guys up there get anything straight? 4:30 or 5:00 or 5:30 is a traditional quitting time.

I'm sorry to hear that Dru. I don't know him, but I assume he's a climber. Bummer. Been a rough year for this kind of shit. Everybody take good care out there, ya'hear!

Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, and lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers, For thine is the beer, The bitter and the lager, Forever and ever, Barmen.

I was looking for a picture of Fat Bastard. Can't find one...the search goes on. Good thing I'm salary. LOL [ 01-31-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

You are so over the top.

Mini-Me. He's evil, he wants to takeover the world and he fits easily intomost overhead storage bins. Austin Powers, Dru mon...

"The details of my life are really quite inconsequential...Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Cloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius passess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I wasplaced in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it." more to follow -

I start my day with the morning paper, while taking a big dump. I find a cup of coffee with a shot of Jamieson's helps the movement. Later, I have a sandwich and a glass of Thunderbird. Usually two Roilaids to follow. With dinner, I like some tasty Ripple or Annie Greensprings, followed by a bowl of B.C. bud. A quick shot of Scope before bed and it's lights out.

Well, I set up the old freestanding Marmot tent last night. Spent the night in it too. It was nice. When I was thirsty, I simply got up, went to the fridge and grabbed a frosty. When nature called, I simply got up, and went to the head. When the temperature dropped uncomfortably low, I simply got up and turned up the thermostat...I love camping out in my bedroom!

quote: Originally posted by Dru: sorry for the spray about myself and a serious post for once ...that's okay, ya hoser, we won't hold it against ya.

Ah Shit - I think we outta dump our rump at the Cedar Stump Tavern at Smokey Pt. Many horny hoochie mamas with lust in their eye and condoms in their purse. Trask has scored much lovin' and free reefers at the Stump.

You're all wacked. Admit it...you're all Canadians aren't you? Hosers!

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Never used the Kam&(*& I can say I have two packs I use for most everything. They are the Lafuma32 and Wild Things Ice sac. I would assume you would be able to figure out when to use one or the other Hey Cavey, looks like you're about ready to blow your stack. Work finally catch up with ya? hahahahahahahah

I use the Khamsin 38 for overnighters and long days. Two tool loops, one wand pocket...somewhat techo and really, really primo construction. Them Hosers do know how to stitch.

...stopped by Krispy Kremes this morning. Hot off the grill. Yum Thought you posers might like to take a look at their calander. http://www.giggles101.com/kkreme.html

quote: Originally posted by Dru: spraye onne milords! me beest firste for ye page the secondde! THE NORTH FACE is an anagram of HE FART ON ETCH and CHEAT ON FERTH*. Poor Ferth. Poor Etch. What is an "altitude" climber? How do you climb an altitude? *And CHEAT FRONT EH, whaever that means? [ 01-30-2002: Message edited by: Dru ] You've been in the suds again haven't you Dru, you hoser.

quote: Originally posted by Dwayner: Trask....wait your damn turn with the rest of them. Sorry Skipper, I'll beat myself senseless, momentarily. Trask is a butthead.

quote: Originally posted by daisy: unlike some men on this site, panther has always been polite and respectful to me. What about me goddamnit? Haven't I always shown you the love?

quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: Yes Panther is a good choice. His posts are insightful and humorous, yet always laced with the implied threat of violence. [ 01-30-2002: Message edited by: trask ]