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Heh! Where's my morning shot of Bourbon? Ray?

you fucker's never cease to amaze me

quote: Originally posted by pope: I used to wear the beret as a silly ploy to make women think I was mysterious. It is amazing how little effort one can put into creating an image that women find to be attractive/hip! Funny you should mention that. As with the Peacock, our male plumage never shimmers brighter than when lusting after gregarious females in heat.

I doubt you two honyaks will get laid...cept' by each other.

Do you really think there are more than 4 people tops on this website? Not hardly. hehehe

Very impressive. I wish her a speedy recovery and commend you and all involved. Nice!

Caveman is insane! That's one of the reasons I like him. Eat this Cavedweller... you know you want it!

No offense Pope, but I immediately think of a French faggot whenever I see a male in a "cutsy" beret. ...incidently, I don't feel that way about the military berets. But, I think it was a huge mistake for the U.S. government to make the beret standard issue. I feel it downgrades the importance and pride of the Special Forces soldiers that have worn the berret with honor and as a symbol of their commitment to "being the best". My Swat buddy, who trains at Ft. Lewis with the Rangers tells me that no Ranger wears the beret anymore due to this fubar. So anyway, to each his own I guess. Enjoy your beret! [ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by allison: unfortunately while you were all in your cubes today....I....was....outside! Question. Can a person truly survive years of the "cube", or is it a short-term trial-by-fire sort of thing? I home office, and not to appear smug, but I cannot fathom spending 40 in a cube. Enlighten me.

quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: good herb today huh vb? I've seen your shit eatin' grin everywhere I go. [ 02-20-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: Dang, just logging on the CC.com just now was the funniest shit I've seen in a long time! Go Ray!Kick some VW ass Cavey!!!

http://www.brknews.com/news/drugbill.html[ 02-20-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: You guys sound angry. You need to tone down this rhetoric and learn to love each other. Be of the earth...hug some saplings... speaking of saplings...I know where there's a nice juicy hole in a slippery elm log.

I'm always too drunk to climb anything other than broom hilda.

quote: I have shown up for the A.M. P.T. on ACID ( thought it would have worn off by then) I am sure you can hack a few beers. The 70's were a great time to be a soldier by: Dan Larson ][/QB] In Larson's case the acid still hasn't worn off. [ 02-20-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

"you still here?"

quote: Originally posted by Yungaburra: Any down south people want to make a little mission to seattle tomorro night? Dwyaner, Trask? I would like to go, but don't want to drive by my self call me up (206)276-6591 josh I'd give ya a ride buddy, but I live up by Mt. Vernon. Consequently, I don't do the Pub thing so as to avoid Five-O.

You know damn well the madness dosen't end at his head.

Now that I think about it, could that be Larson?

Dru, isn't that freaking wild?! Unbelieveable.

It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3 year old daughter, Katelyn. Heidi started to go into labour and called 911. Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and asked the wide-eyed toddler what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place! Spank him again!

freaking slacker

Wait until Pakistan and India start lobbing nukes at each other. Climbing in the area will be forever changed. [ 02-17-2002: Message edited by: trask ]