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I'm always too drunk to climb anything other than broom hilda.

quote: I have shown up for the A.M. P.T. on ACID ( thought it would have worn off by then) I am sure you can hack a few beers. The 70's were a great time to be a soldier by: Dan Larson ][/QB] In Larson's case the acid still hasn't worn off. [ 02-20-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

"you still here?"

quote: Originally posted by Yungaburra: Any down south people want to make a little mission to seattle tomorro night? Dwyaner, Trask? I would like to go, but don't want to drive by my self call me up (206)276-6591 josh I'd give ya a ride buddy, but I live up by Mt. Vernon. Consequently, I don't do the Pub thing so as to avoid Five-O.

You know damn well the madness dosen't end at his head.

Now that I think about it, could that be Larson?

Dru, isn't that freaking wild?! Unbelieveable.

It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3 year old daughter, Katelyn. Heidi started to go into labour and called 911. Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and asked the wide-eyed toddler what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place! Spank him again!

freaking slacker

Wait until Pakistan and India start lobbing nukes at each other. Climbing in the area will be forever changed. [ 02-17-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Yeah, no one should claim they're the greatest, except maybe Ali. That's really bullshit and is a set up for lambasting. They get what they ask for I guess. I'm climbing down off my soapbox now. What the hell do I know anyway?

I know, but I hear it so much that sometimes it just seems like some of you guys think your shit totally dosen't stink. I'm sure there's not a person among you that wouldn't like to do some of the stuff the "big name" guys are doing. I'm not saying your're not good climbers either...cause I know a lot of you are. It just bugged me tonight for some reason. Peace.

Why don't you guys go climb Everest, K2, or some of the other great climbs, before you shit down the neck of the people that are. Maybe these people are pricks, but at least they're out doing it. All I see here, with a few exceptions, is a bunch of PNW locals that love to put down the guys that really do the gnarly shit. It must be awesome to be so all knowing and spectacular. Put your money where your mouths are. Yeah, I know what you're gonna say about me, and I don't give a shit. But I'll tell you what, as an outside observer listening to y'all slam the big boys, it's truly pathetic. Let the spray begin.

I'll do it Holly. But I slobber a lot and my feet stink.

Charlie, you're a sick bastard.

quote: Originally posted by Charlie: oh yeah, suck it fucka!

quote: Originally posted by trask: Yeah, REI charlie - shut the fuck up

quote: Originally posted by alicia: Okay, Will, from that perspective, it makes sense. So, yer recommending finding another new climber to travel with, and then hookin' up with more experienced climbers when we get into town? And are there any boards for beginning climbers? a Yeah, REI

alicia, right on. I have to agree with you. I see what you want to do, and if I was free I'd take ya. If you're a fat ass though, forget it. Someone will step up, but probably not from the KTK. Try REI climbing. They're more pussy and would probably welcome you better. Goodluck!

quote: Originally posted by pope: Let's face it: the guy is a genius! I've climbed with the guy, and the rumors that he doesn't know where Index is just aren't true. He'll talk your ear off, but I think he's a genuinely nice guy, and very entertaining (if you're driving back from Leavenworth, you won't need a radio in the car). [ 02-15-2002: Message edited by: pope ] teeth ground down to cocaine nubbins

quote: Originally posted by trask: Subject: The yearly physical An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, "What? What did he say? What's he want?" His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

woa, that's just not right! [ 02-14-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Subject: The yearly physical An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "What? What did he say? What's he want?" His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

quote: Originally posted by rbw1966: This explains a lot. What's your excuse genius? The fact that you couldn't pass the bar?