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I know that...I was just flippin' ya gas.

Sparky, you are a crude, self-indulgent pervert. I salute you as truly the largest bowel movement I've ever seen. The Ted post was merely to share his thoughts on hippie tree-huggers and the politically correct Rosies of the world. Not his music ability, or lack thereof. Personally I've always preferred Stevie Ray Vaughan.

My point is why argue when you're on a bicycle. You don't stand a chance if the dude goes ballistic on you. I'm done preaching. Do what Y'all want. Just don't cry about it when some psycho climbs outta his monster truck and stomps your spandex ass.

All I have to say is you biker dudes that go agro on strangers in cars and trucks are playin' with fire. Someday some dude will put a cap in your ass for scarin' the shit outta him. Be carefull you guys. There's a lot of seriously disturbed hombres out there these days.

oh goody, another psycho. seattle, the haven of the derainged. key this, taint

Sparky would make good fodder for Ted's critters. Sparky is such a sniveling wuss. I laugh at his impotence. Merely a bug on the windshield.

ummmm good eats

who is that? danny devito? get shorty?

erik, I laugh at you whenever I see you post. You're very funny

taz ol buddy let me know when you do a pub club i'll go too and we can kill each other in the parking lot taz is da man! [ 03-13-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Sparky: Just to irritate- Ted Nugent is a pussy. He climbs nothing. And a cat in a dryer sounds better, making more sense while it squeals. Might not shoot as well, but I can live with that.Heh Sparky, you sniveling, useless cockbite. Whydoncha go play in the street or something. Dickwad! Eat this asseyes

Two kids playing in a lane found a donkey who had died with a hard on. Being the mischievous kind of boys, they cut off the donkey's dick and began brandishing it in the air. Just thena police officer on his bicycle came up the lane, and the boysnot wanting to be caught with it tossed it over the wall of theNunnery. Sister Agnes and Sister Mary taking their afternoon strollfound the dick in the bushes. "Oh sweet Lord!" says Sister Agnes. "What's wrong?" asks Sister Mary. "You've gone as white as a sheet." "It's those dirty protestant bastards," Sister Agnes replies."They have murdered Father O'Toole!"

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quote: Originally posted by taz: hey trask, like my new autosig yea, it's really YOU.

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whatever, taz. you da man. [ 03-12-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Speaking of beer: Q: Is beer or wine bad for me? A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables. As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and wine are not animal, and they are not on the periodic table of elements, so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables.

quote: Originally posted by Jman: Same with shooting people. Heh Jman, I was trying to be nice and agree with you. Why not get off the anti-gun soapbox and get on with something else. I'm not going to debate gun issues or laws with you on this forum. If you would like to take it further, PM me for my phone number and we can talk. Otherwise, let's drop it, okay?

I won't argue with any of that. Well, except one point. Start retesting at age 60, not every year. I mean it, my mother at 76 should not be driving. She still does it though...someone should yank her lics. I think it's up to the DMV to take the incompetent's lics. Not trying to be a Boy Scout here, but I usually try to let at least one guy merge out of a gas station or restaurant for no other reason than it's the right thing to do. You'd be surprised how contageous that is.

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it, don't piss them away on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: What's the secret to healthy eating? A: Thicker gravy.

Like I said, y'all do what you want. I'm defending myself.

Haven't done a Redbull, but I just snorted some cannabinol and have a bit of a buzz goin'.

Borbon, you gnarly bastard. Looks like the lobotomy didn't take. Nice to have your bad self back.

Heh Dan - Nice to see someone else getting the shit for a change isn't it? You should read the shit I took for mentioning that I would defend myself with my gun, in my own car with some maniac at my door, rather than being a dumbassed pussy victim.