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Bout' time you bastards started following the rules. I've been trying to set an example since last year. No one listens to me.

You are so full of yourself skinny boy. Your goal appears to be the self-satisfaction and indescribable joy that can only come when horny, nameless strangers laugh out loud at something that you wrote, in a drug induced stupor. I challenge you to the BATTLE-CAGE!

Listen up asseyes come on down here and say that. I'll open up a cana whoop-ass on your monkey.

OOps, meant Locke. Lowry sucked too. Fuck I'm old.don't start with me Dru [ 03-15-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

What the hell is poutine? Don't you mean poontang? I love poontang...try to eat it at least twice a week. It's nutritious and non-fattening. Try it...you'll like it!

quote: Originally posted by Dru: 1) if it was a German product they would never have found that it reduced rope strength. 2) dont pee on your rope, although soaking them in gas or "coca cola" is fine... (what about pepsi?) 3)I dont mark my mid point and i dont have a problem 4) just cut the rope in half and tape it together again with duct tape. TOTALLY SAFE UIAA APPROVED Dru, rumor has it the Canadian Feds. are rapidly closing in. Suggest dismantling grow operation poste haste.

Heh Dru - with the Bugaboos? Have you spent much climbing time there? Has anyone?

What about this gas tax bullshit? Lowry wants to take it out of the voter's hands and shove it through regardless. Personally, I think Lowry is a "crybaby, self-serving egomaniac". I look forward to a new Washington govt.

I spy- robert culp and bill cosby i am one old sumbitch, cause i used to watch that show

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman." The priest sighs. "Is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, 'tis I." "And who might be the woman you were with?" "I shan't be tellin' you, Father. It would ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Bridget O'Shanter?" "I'm sorry, but I'll not name her." "Was it Cathy O'Dell?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona Mallory, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy O'Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But, you've sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now." Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend, Sean, slides over and whispers,"What'd you get?" "Five more good leads"

A husband and wife go off to bed. As soon as they settle down, the man leans over and whispers softly "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your little hubby wubby isn't quite ready for nite-nite yet." The wife takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes, but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up concerned. "Oh my little hunny bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?" No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad sex for two hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor. Her husband looks over and grunts, "clumsy bitch."

Fuck those PM's. I got one a week or so ago on the same subject by an unnamed woman. I've thought about it more and now I say, "Take yur goddamn vitamins and shut the hell up." You wanna play, take the spray! trask Go Ray...good to have your bony ass around again.

Why is it that women over-react to jokes and such? Seems to me that if a woman wants to play with the boys she should be able to take the same shit they do. You see something a bit ribald, forgedaboudit. Go around it. Don't take shit so personal. Especially in "spray". At the workplace, that's different. No sexual stuff please. This is just the way I see it. I'm sure y'all will cut my balls off now.

quote: Originally posted by Sparky: The "tree huggers" are why we have shade on approaches, rather than clear cuts. And T.N.'s 4x4 don't climb 5.10b. But then again...Trask: are you still making love to AlpK? In the republican sense? I've read your posts, and for all the insults, your input remains nearly as lame as mine...I'm struggling to be as lame as you and taz. It's a full time job.

I'll tell you what Icegirl, you've got a good point. I'm one of the worst. I will make more of an effort (and have been with my jokes and shit) to keep my grody stuff in spray. I agree that it probably belongs there. If everybody else is having a good time spraying in another forum though, I'll join in. That's just the way I am. Okay?

I wanna be E. Normus Alpine

I liked the one where Spock sacrificed himself for the greater good by walking into the nuclear reactor and removing the rods. Killed him.

quote: Originally posted by joekania: french friespizzafrench friespizzafrench friespizza ...start up the reactor You'll probably need this you fireball.

Where's E. Normus Johnson? I want his opinion.

quote: Originally posted by taz: and for everyone of those 1000 you've read... yur just a little bit dumber Ya know taz, I’m really sorry for all those times several days ago when I tricked you into looking at pictures of my naked, unshaven ass under the auspices of artistic enlightenment. Get over it Uncle Pervie.

Oh shit, you're right. Who was "I Spy"? ...damn that rap music!

quote: Originally posted by Jman: red-Do you have any prior RETAIL experience? Or prior CUSTOMER SERVICE experience? That may be more of a factor than climbing experience. There's plenty of schmucks that climb but may have no social skills with the general public (and I'm not saying that you don't). Just remember who the majority of the crowd are who shop at REI. Are they mostly climbers? Not. Think more like: Nordstrom-gone-granolahippie. Would they want a climbing dude to talk techie with? No, they want to know which looks better on them: the light khaki or the semi-psychadelic floral-splashed print. no shitz...can you say Eddie Bauer?

"I Spy" Illea Culleoken ... or some damn thing