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  1. Ah, you gave it up. I will win!
  2. I'll tell y'all what's gonna happen. Dru will come back from smoking his lunch, make one post and it'll be #40. That prick!!!
  3. Forty is a good thing.
  4. What's up with Scotteryx? What a dickhead. He's over at summitpost.com badmouthing the hell outta cc.com. Whata shithead pansy ass. Wasn't he the pussy whining about pot in the Muir shack? This is exactly what happens to men with small dicks. They overcompensate in every way. Go get an implant loser.
  5. Was it kids?Climbers?Drunks?Canadians?Sasquatch? WHAT?????
  6. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Ride the seesaw!
  7. allthumbs

    Muir on Saturday

    sure, how bout yur website, dick? what's the handle again?
  8. "where all da white women at?"
  9. VERY agile, dick!!
  10. allthumbs

    Muir on Saturday

    Dru watered his plants today and is somewhat confused.
  11. Glue? I heard you were sniffin' something, but it wasn't glue...sniff this, you know you want to. [ 04-03-2002: Message edited by: trask ]
  12. I went to the REI booksection and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the hiking self help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
  13. Heh Dru, if you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer?
  14. REI is much too queer if you be lookin' for climbin' gear
  15. lurker contest needed winner to have a date with aquaboy
  16. Want some spray?? It can be arrainged.
  17. That's the key, Dru. More money. Like everything else in life, one gets what one pays for. If you'd like a very experienced sales staff at REI, the company will have to pony-up journeyman wages. I'd say a minimum of $38,000 per year with benefits. Don't laugh...that starting package would most likely attract some very knowledgeable climber/sales persons. One or two such persons per district is all it would take. Will they do it? Hell no. Good idea though, if I say so myself.
  18. Somebody ought to raise the danger flag on the mountaineers if they're incompetent. That's just flippin' wrong. Maybe a lawsuit or two would weed out the trash.
  19. Two weeks ago I went to Feathered Friends and purchased a Helios Goose Down Jacket. It is really nice, and well made. Good shit from a good store.
  20. Trained at MacDonalds...whatcha expect??
  21. "Hey hey mama, way you shake dem boobs;wanna lick yo crack, wanna fill yo groove..." Forty
  22. "Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg;The way you squeeze my lemon,I..I'm gonna fall right out of bed." 40 [ 04-03-2002: Message edited by: trask ]
  23. I'm disappointed in the Lynnwood branch climbing dept. I went there expecting to stock up on some cool climbing biner key rings and funky spandex shorts. All they had were a couple pair of Pranas and some big-ass industrial biners. My keys wouldn't fit. How can I pose without the right shit??
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