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  1. allthumbs

    war

    big fuckin deal. i never cut and paste.
  2. quote: Originally posted by Aquaman: Let's see you deal with the scum I deal with Trask. Eat my butt out!
  3. quote: Originally posted by Aquaman: I'm telling you, no one sprays like Aquaman. I guess not...
  4. quote: Originally posted by Country Jake: Your right trask if Aquafuck is a fish then he is obviosly to much of a pussy to even climb a -5.4 bet the fucker doesn't climb at all just a cum suckin' fagit... real nice talk. we've got women around here you shitstick. watch yur mouth, study hard, and you just may pass the 6th. grade.
  5. quote: Originally posted by crazyjz: Germans and rules, that has really helped the world huh? German style "rule" following won't go as smoothly in a land of iconoclastic individuals like us in Freedom(Snohomish) County. God Bless me , Bronco, and rat (temporary resident of Freedom County). anyone that would support freeloader county would suck clinton's little pecker. you gawddamn liberal pussies slay me.
  6. Trask cannot reply to this silliness. Aquaboy is too childish to be taken seriously. I find it distressing that a 12 year old is posting on this site. I also find it distressing that said 12 year old is rapidly heading down the path of ill repute. For the rest of us taxpayers, I guess we'd best work hard, because our hard earned dollars will be needed to build more and more prisons and goonie-bins to house animals like aquaboy and crazy jake (or whatever the fuck his name is).
  7. To all climber lackies: So typical of you losers. You flame incoherently but you volunteer nothing. Maybe you're all crossdressing midgets. So, why don't you put your money where your mouths are? Let's see YOU step up to the plate, little men. And Ropegun, the reason I don't answer your stupid questions is because 1. They make as much sense as cutting your legs off so you'll have a dick that touches the ground, and 2. Unlike you, I spent St. Valentine's Day with my human, pretty, smart girlfriend. Happy now? Go fondle your girlfriend's six tits some more.
  8. Aquaboy, you're a flameing pussy. You and your cartoon buddies are lackies.
  9. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. Come on...how bout a nice flame war for old times sake?
  10. Now goddamnit Dru, can't you just take it for the gibberish it is without analyzing it to death?
  11. Canadian Climber Accused of Having Sex With SheepNaked Suspect Caught With Tied Ewe, Nightgown, Cops Say Feb. 27, 2002 Squamish, B.C. (APBnews.com) -- A 30 something climber is in jail today after he apparently was surprised in the act of having sex with a sheep at the weeping wall, police said. Other climbers found a very well known, local climber/author/spray monkey naked and hiding in a shallow crevass with a ewe tied up to an ice ax, police said. The climbers examined the ewe and determined it had been sexually assaulted, police said. Blue nightie found A blue nightgown was found next to the sheep, although police are not saying if it was for the ewe or the climber in question. A halter rope was tied around the ewe's neck and its legs were positioned in such a way that its hindquarters were raised, police said. The lustfull climber tried to escape after he was found hiding in an ice cave, but several climbers caught and held him until police arrived, authorities said. Misdemeanor charges RCMP Sgt. Ann Meyer said this is the first such incident she can remember in her 23 years on the force. Having sex with mountain goats and dall sheep is a felony in all provinces. Sexual abuse of animals is believed to be a problem in Canada today, although the extent of the abuse is difficult to determine because animals are not capable of reporting attacks, the Humane Society said. Richard Canigliardo is an APBnews.com staff writer. [ 03-28-2002: Message edited by: trask ]
  12. quote: Originally posted by Dru:[QB] QB] Who's this Dru? Your new woman?
  13. Dribble post. [ 03-28-2002: Message edited by: trask ]
  14. Bout time this shithole got stirred up again. It's sucked for the last two or three weeks. Everybody sucks. Suck it Caveman you know you like it.
  15. AK, bring Visa!
  16. heh, if I wear some of Beck's kevlar falsies will AlpineK buy me a drink?
  17. Personally, I always get good customer service, from various different companys. My method: (Rule 1) Don't call them up and say, "Heh, asshole, your goddamn gloves are a piece of shit. I've worn them twice and they're coming apart. Fix the fuckers or talk to my attorney." ...this is guaranteed to get you totally shithouse service and a nasty attitude from the customer service rep. (Rule 2) Be very nice and cooperative with the customer service rep. Tell them about all of their product you own, and how happy you are with it. Tell them the item in question is failing for some reason and would they please help you out. Basically kiss ass and pump em' up. They will literally bend over backwards for you at that point. ...works for me!
  18. Quityurbitchin' Icebaby. Phack, whata waste-o' bandwidth.
  19. Sobo...unless you're workin on an original, don't you know about cut and paste?
  20. Well that goes without saying.
  21. allthumbs

    TRUE COLORS

    Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...especially in public. A couple drove their car to K-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with her shopping, while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found her husband-who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head...
  22. Anywhere further east than Silverton...bring flotation and thermos of Irish coffee.
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