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quote: Originally posted by allison: Take it over to Spray, you boneheads. There's plenty of bandwith for this sort of pole-cattin' over there. Shut Up

quote: Originally posted by rayborbon: Man my new signature kicks ass Detroit Red Wings Suck

WOO HOO !!!

I snapped this picture of that goddamned slacker, Cobra/Gaper_1 husslin' along the summit of Baker last weekend. Frickin hypocrite!!

Cobra's woman kissing a likeness of Trask's unit.

tons of luv! that's gotta stink

you roach

quote: Originally posted by Cobra: Here is another shot of trask what are these?? your mama's trading cards?? [ 04-25-2002, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Cobra: Trask I found your photo. you're so fuckin' lame, dickweed. I used that as my signature for about 3 months...where the hell were you, lameass, suckling some ewes??

quote: Originally posted by Cobra: Nice try trask. It's like trying to use the same joke as me. I know who you are, you bastard. You've left me no choice but to sneak over to your house and take pictures of you and your flock doin' the nasty.

Bring it on, woman!

quote: Originally posted by Cobra: Trask your wife's photo came in. heh cobra wussy...your sister looks pretty good in that shot. Where'd ya find it? Gaper/Cobra sux

Borbon sucks A's suck go Mariners!

gaper_1 is a cum-guzzlin' homo

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?" The clerk responds, "Yes we do". "Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"

I have some Spackle to putty up your big butt crack, you hoser.

gaper_1- you are a drunk and a letch and I piss on you from great height

[ 04-19-2002, 03:41 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

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I miss "who's online"

Speaking of lightweight packs...I picked up a Deuter AC25 daypack, 1500 pubic inches. It's cool cause the pack stays away from your back. Air flows freely across my back like an external. First time I've ever had a dry back after a day of humping. Good old German technology. End of shameless plug. PMSports [ 04-19-2002, 07:47 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

Well, you'll be seeing far fewer people around here also, as soon as Boeing and Microsoft pull out. Adios Kaliforicators...don't let the door hit ya's in the ass on the way out of the state.

quote: Originally posted by Heinrich: Arrrrgggghhhh NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Trask has fallen to the dark side. . . . No, I've paid all along. Like I said, I don't have the time or energy to fight the system, and my job requires me to keep my nose clean...like it or not. Life's too short to fuck with chicken scratch.

Personally, who needs the hassle? I give them their $30 annual blood money and don't worry about it. I have other shit to worry about.

Pope, that's an old rhyme my old man used to use... that, and "I hope to shit in your messkit". You know, a play on the old "Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick" rhyme. I can't take credit for it. [ 04-18-2002, 02:59 PM: Message edited by: trask ]