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Muffy, when I think of you... I long to lie away the blissful hours in a regal Marquee tent filled with soft candle light. On a bed of rope made taut and layered in quilts of down let your heart and soul be enflamed with passion, and the journey to the awakening day will know no discomfort. A small table with wine, cheese and fruit, and a glowing, golden embered fire alit beneath a dark sky of stars will enchant....

I knew you would use that Kurt hahaha

There was a man from China, Who wasn't a very good rock climber. He slipped on a rock- And slit his cock, Now he's got a vagina!

I'm hurt LG, I thought you'd be spoiled now that you've known the best.

What would you have the U.S. do? Perhaps we should go bomb their asses? A light verbal spanking will do.

Nobody responded to your shameless troll cause you're just trying to start shit.

you're gettin old, sailor

Yep, I just left Love Seasons...you were the last on my list.

hi gorgeous

nice troll DFA

Lawgoodness - I pull my 12 on command daily. Wanna dance?

how's this? A fortunate fellow named Cass Had testicles made out of brass When they tinkled together They played "Stormy Weather" And lightening shot out of his ass

sorry to upset you honey don't hate me cause I'm sexy

John Rawls

you're wrong lawgoodness, ski alta

Canada's a country? I thought it was part of England or France.

are you serious?

huh i don't get the joke - is this some method you use to pleasure yourself?

Sexual Chocolate as overheard at the Doctor's office, "I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks."

I'm not bitching you moron. I'm a patriotic conservative that works hard, plays hard, pays his fair share of taxes, reaps the benefits of this great land, has a great straight sex life and an amiable outlook on life. What's wrong with that?

It was Christmas Eve and nothing was going right: Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had worked in order to make toys, and were threatening to go on strike. The reindeer had been drinking eggnog all afternoon. To make matters worse, a few of the other elves had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree. Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours, and all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are walking out, and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel out hours ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?" Just then, the little angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. The angel said, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?" And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass...

Of course there is SC. Masturbate often; it cures all. bwahaha

Thanks for the lesson Professor

whose tracks are these I see, gone hopping through the snow? oh! A Cascade Snafflehound

In days of old, when knights were bold and toilets weren't invented, knights dumped their loads along the roads and walked away contented.