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You're drunk. Sober up wank.

I won't rest until I have no stars.

One nice thing about the Bush administration. He won't cheat on his wife. At least we'll have 4 years of no sluts in the White House.

Barbara for President 2004 - Booya

"The Democrats have no leaders or direction." = No, that's not true trask, they now have the Screen Actors Guild to lead their party. hahaha, what a bunch of losers. Barbara Streisand for President.

two thumbs down

Dru, I'm curious ... are you with us or against us? I don't hear anyone bashing the Canadian government.

Erden, mountain rescue is a fine and noble thing. The folks involved in such efforts should be applauded and revered. Deadguy's post was in bad taste...with that I agree. But, as to accountability on this board, if that direction is taken, cc.com will quickly become as dry and boring as the myriad other climbing forums on the net. Search around, there's hundreds of sites. This site is unique, and fun, and interesting. Yes, there is a bit of irreverence here, and bad taste sometimes runs amuck (re: deadguy), but all in all my vote is for cc.com to remain the "Mad Magazine" of climbing forums. trask

I love the new Titanium crampons I'm testing. They hold a point through much bashing and abuse. If fact they supposedly never need sharpening and are infinitely stronger and lighter than steel. I dig em'

Thanks for the heads up Smoker.

Yup, Just Say No to Men In Spandex about says it all.

That site definately leaves something to be desired. I see DFA is Mr. Policeman over there . What a f'in dork.

What the hell is your point? We all know they don't like us, and we also know we get some of our oil from these cocksuckers. Tell me something I don't know.

Layton, what's MILF? Moms I'd Like to Fuck? You nasty boy. hahaha

Cavey = Master of Understatment Baby whatever is a fag. My bar buddies and I laugh at you homos that like that kind of shit. Keep strummin' the skin flute ladies. hahaha

BTW Alpine, yesterday I stopped by my local gunshop and picked up this new bobble for my bedside partner. ...then when I got home I celebrated with a Irish coffee and a couple tokes. I dug out a couple .12 gauge tracer rounds and plan on a mini-light show tonight when I blow the shit outta a mock-up target of Osama Binspankin'

Speaking of buying from terrorists, have you honyaks been catching the TV commercials about drug use and it's indirect link to terrorism. Guess you patriots better think about givin' up the ganga. hahaha

Wow! Tears began to fall, The writings on the wall You say there's nothing I can say She took the car and drove away And now I'm sittin' here all alone Without no love of my own That's when the tears began to fall 'Cause I ain't got no love at all

Can I open my present early?

I like toast and jam

Virtual Climber

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented are Dementia --- I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas Narcissistic --- Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic --- Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...... Paranoid --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why (sounds like most women I know) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

always the gentleman

Haiku for Necro - Poor Necronomicon, that naughty little nipper, stuck broken glass up in his ass and circumcised the skipper.