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And just how do you like yours...medium or rare?

Ah, as one living on the water, the last thing I want to see is a kick ass wind storm. We don't need wind to have snow do we?

LawGoddess, are you an attorney or a bum?

Lawgoddess - No one is listening until you fart. This has been another productive day o' spray.

my goal is to scale more chicas

tlg, wow, do you kiss it with that mouth?

It's fun to watch PP, DFA & SC (the self-proclaimed intellectuals) do the gutter dance.

Okay, how bout' dem Mariners?

So Allison, aren't ya glad ya resurrected this old thread?

clean the cheese off it first

A beautiful innocent young lady wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away." Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, don't run a mile; just stay for a while..." Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay." Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know." She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay...." Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay, Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!!!"

Wazzup with all this GAY crap? Who frickin' cares who you bugger? I know I don't.

who's that? you two gobs. hahaha

Holy Moly, Mtn. Goat's makin' a run!

holy shit...how did ya manage to vote 6 times?

Nice shots. Were those from a digital camera? hahaha

Yeah, I blew that one...I have my secretary working on it as we speak. Bwahahaha

I got it! GOB LYRICS "You're Too Cool" i know that you're not too enthused you've got just me around all night. i'm totally boring i don't interest you at all to say the least. you think i'm made up of straight lines, always contradict myself. i'm not stupid, i'm not smart it's like i'm not even there at all. (i've) got to talk over sounds of people sucking face and i've got nothing left to say. i would take a stupid chance but i hear people sucking face... i feel so out of place. why don't you treat me fair, stick your nose in the air and act like i'm in the way. i can guarantee you're as much a loser as me and you'll realize one day. on the way out of your life. *still working on the author

BTW sexual anus, you're winning the Gob award. hahahaha

Dru, my google search "matched no documents" ya got me, pard

Naw, I know for a fact that Greg and I don't swing that way. If you like hairy arse, that's your bag...whatever floats yur boat sissyboy.

yeah, it hurts so good we think alike doomass, but i prefer blonds with hooters

irritating, dumb ass, argumentative, pig headed, stupid, geekish, homo, wanna be, blah blah blah the guy you'd most like to neck wring

DFA has to be the sissy-missy in the green...notice the small woody he has from strangling Greg?