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Did I hear someone take my name in vain again? At my age, I'll take you broads any way I can getcha.

C130 Strike

Merry Christmas Dru press

open mouth, eat crow bwahahaha

I don't know about breaking trail, but I'm deadly at breaking wind.

Hahaha, you can't dampen my spirits with distasteful jive. Greg, perhaps you'll receive some manners for Christmas. Lord knows you could use some.

I used to buy my wives nice things like chainsaws, tools, inflatable dolls and such. They always appreciated my good taste and thoughtfulness.

He got ya Greg you gullible dumb ass.

You might want to read this before you buy a harness. Harness Reviews

Speaking of socks, does anyone know where I can get a winter sock for Mr. Happy? Him and the two boys get cold out there.

i screwed a french girl once

If I'm real nice will you wash mine?

always the gentleman

Don't be so grumpy, Scrooge.

Allison, Allison, Allison. You cry foul when attacked, but you inflame people with your opinions sometimes. Now if someone tells you to STFU, especially concerning your last post, you must just suck it up like a good lass and not go crying for your moderator buddies to save your ass. I think you'll find that you don't have carte blanche protection like you brag that you do.

holy shmokes, we agree on everything wazzup?

ah huh

It's simple. Find picture. Right click on it. Click on properties. Highlight URL and click on Copy. Start your post and when ready click on IMAGE in the "Instant UBB Code box. Follow the directions at this point. Smoke a bowl.

Merry Christmas everybody!

yeah it's manky. means you got no life

Dru! Nice! What's your gal's name?

Works for me, as I have their bag and their coat. Hell, they should give me a commission check for tooting their horn.

He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you? She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money. He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said...Well, you succeeded. He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be a king. She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be a queen. On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere." Written just below it: "I do not." He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?" She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart." Priest said... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband. She said... 'Who's gonna look? He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror. He said ... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. And the number one is .......... He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said...I would, but you said not to call you at work.

I mean like bashing their father's brains out while he sleeps with a baseball bat. I mean drive by shootings. I mean Columbine. I mean underage snipers. And the list goes on...