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Hey DFA, thank God we have you to explain to us how the event will go down. I always wondered if the goblin would get the drop on me, and now thanks to your personal defense expertise, I know I'll be killed before I have any chance to grab my piece. Thanks for the heads up General. It's so good to have you around to set us straight on life. You may take your curtsy now.

It's called 'play the liberal game'.

It's now un-PC to be PC, Jackson.

Women would never be that shallow.. I'm very suprised at this Veggie. I might just have to get rid of my Trask - Director of Casting business cards and try the old ATM receipt trick.

Just out of curiosity, could I take my Feathered Friends jacket back to them and pay them to clean it? Might be worth $$ it so I don't have to mess around doing it.

Yep, Merry Christmas everybody!

admit it, you carry a daytimer

put some clothes on show off

I gave you 5 stars cause you're a tool.

but who's counting?

yukity yukity yuk

dude, don't try to figure it out. nobody understands women.

go pull yur tool, fool

how thoughtful

dumb ass, that takes the temper outta the blade use a table knife

get one dfa, and report back

accurate analogy

you suck perv

Not at all. I prefer anonymity.

do you think mtn goat sux fda?

means U 1 of us brah

two fingers for this child

Thank god it's not me. You deserve it FDA (Fuckin' Dumb Ass) you ignorant slut.

don't have time; out the door for a lunch date

wrong again slugo