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I clip all bolts i see...even the bolts at Home Depot

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. “I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?" "I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied. "No, I won't." "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax." With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool. "See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!" "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."

Tis true Tex. Spray is a good place to talk about anything. The people that frequent this board are actually smarter and more fun to communicate with than most others. Say what you want about dirtbag climbers but I think you're all a pretty fun bunch.

Simple- Liberal = Left of center Conservative = Right of center What's so damn hard to understand?

If you're talking about guns, forget it. Never the twain shall meet. The gun folks have tried many, many times. It falls on deaf ears. This thread isn't about guns anway, so let's not go there again this winter.

Nice Dwayner. Does she scratch her armpits and groom your back hair?

Labeled liberal SC because 9 times out of 10 it's a liberal that is anti-gun. Everybody knows that.

With the availability of Al Gore's Global Internet, there is no lack of newsworthy opinion. Only the dolt or lazy couch potato gets his news from the network and calls it gospel.

Heard it on CNN

That's exactly why I like to get my news from the boyz at cc.com Fair and unbiased news from the horses' mouth, so to speak.

Goat & Jim. What the hell are you two trying to say? I read the last two posts and can't understand them. Can you speak English for dummies like me, or is that beneath you? I'm trying to follow this diatribe.

You might have to consider custom from someone like Limmer. Don't know about the plastics.

troll

Okay fine. I like you too TLG. Please forgive my troll.

that was cause the moderators threated to cut off my balls unless I shaped up.

Not me. I'm a consistent shit. Actually it's TLG's "too good for pube club unless on her terms" attitude that gets me. Why the hell can't she wait around more than 5 minutes? Whatever, I don't f'in really care. So how bout those Buckeyes?

You been dreamin bout me again fool?

you talkin hookey jackson? I'm talkin fooooballl

Lambone you lucky fuck. I'd give it up to Anna Nicholle for some Raiders tickets.

Not to worry TLG, I don't want to poke you at all. Actually for some reason I find you a bit flaky and shallow. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

Yes it is. Now don't be pounding yur pud Doc

Careful Goat, you're startin to lose my respect again. Time to put a sock in it.

demonstrators should be shot with rubber bisquits...bow, bow, bow