You gotta girl now doncha?  I knew it.  Happens every time.  Neutered   bwahahaha  
  
Hey Cavey, I got one for ya... 
  
A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for 
divorce 
Attorney: "May I help you  
Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces".  
Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?" 
Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres." 
Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" 
Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." 
Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?" 
Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere." 
Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" 
Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays." 
Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" 
Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning." 
Attorney: "Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?" 
Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a 
nagger. That's why I want this dayvorce."