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"Is that seafood I smell?"

To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.

you's funny jackson

Veggie, how sweet is that? A chain gun is a man's best friend.

I'd rather watch Jenny Jones. She's got women bodybuilders and exotic dancers on today. All claim to be "smart". One didn't know what ESP was, and another supposed law student didn't know what a mandible was. She claimed she didn't have one. Yeosa

Jeez Matt, you're really immersing yourself in this media slant. Careful or the Goat will put you on his "best buddy" list.

hahaha, Ryland that's funny. One of my dogs used to insist on retrieving the deaks. I'd set them and the lunkhead would move them or try to bring them in.

jumpers half-eaten pbj sandwich tevas 3 pair sox - wondered where they were beer can bong - oops, better lose that one seeds some wine that I give to customers emergency shit

Shit man, I damn well hope you homos don't reach out and touch me. Whatcha talkin bout invisible anyway? I'm not very computer literate.

I saved it to desktop and will read it tomorrow when I have more time.

I played the old slide trombone in junior high. I even managed to squeek out "Louie Louie".

Oh fuk off, I wasn't kickin him. I just wondered why he wasn't out drinkin. That's what I'll be doin when I get laid off. He knew what I meant, so mind your own goddamn business, hippie.

Damn holmes, I see yo lurkin. U just got laid off, yur spose to be out tearin it up tonite wazzup?

you talkin bout sex. choc?

fuk dat. i'm hiring starting tomorrow. i need a female personal assistant to help with my load. pm me for the phone # ... full benefits

Bwahahaha, kassidy, you wildchile, you crak me ^p.

Prague may just be the most unhealthy city in the world. It boasts the highest per-capita beer consumption globally, and if it's not in the top 10 for filterless cigarettes, then there's been a serious miscalculation. Smoking is seen as the only reasonable defense against the disgusting air quality, the argument being that the lungs need "toughening up." Sunshine is so fleeting that Czechs tend to burn themselves deep brown when it appears, or give up on the sun entirely and go through life with a pasty "pub tan." Worry is a favorite national pastime, second only to scarfing down fried pork with mayonnaise. Perhaps because of the above, a growing number of young Czechs are forswearing beer completely (those rebels!) and spending every other evening at the gym. Prague does have some large and lovely parks good for running or blading, namely Letná and Stromovka, both in Prague 7 near The Globe, but you still see a lot more dog walkers than runners--so watch where you plant that Air Jordan. Cheers from your reporter at large... trask out

fucking beautiful - no shit, beautiful

AlpineK shamed me into it. some of the best fuckin bacon ive ever et. I'm drunk now, and steppin out to pick up fat farm chicks. wish me luck, iv'e got a rubber too.

that's exactly what i though you smut dawg

finally, an honest reply. btw milf= what I think it is?

What's whackin' it mean? That some kinda secret transvestite code you and sex. choc. worked up?

Cum on me, you guys can do better than that. I already knew that. I'm wondering if there's some chi or mantra I need to learn to be like my heros.

So tell me fda, why are you so involved with #15?

not necessarily