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  1. I've got a hardly used Theta AR I'll sell ya cheap. It's not the XCR though, and I cut out the pockets so it'd breathe better. $200
  2. After countless $$$ and "the other guy" raingear, I'm sold on Arc'teryx's lightest weight XCR shit. The Sirrus jacket and the Beta Lt. pant. I've never been wet in them and they breathe just fine for me. 25 oz. for the pair. Spendy, but worth it for me. To each his own I guess the saying goes. Oh, and minx, don't tell me "you're such a gurl".
  3. Erik = Bobby Trendy
  4. allthumbs

    justification

    move to the north pole
  5. my brother's schizo...thinks he's Mick Jagger
  6. allthumbs

    justification

    Again, relax. Bush will probably be out in 2004 and Ashcroft along with him. All together now, "WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE".
  7. allthumbs

    justification

    Relax. Nothing will come of it. Roll another one.
  8. allthumbs

    justification

    I have nothing to hide. Do you?
  9. You talking about MAN diesels? If so, it's probably do to economics and Pac Rim Shiz, and also the fact that Seattle has the 2nd. largest boating community on the West Coast. MAN and MTU are German - go figure.
  10. I see Erik's been pullin the cork again.
  11. I sell Marine insurance. Not life. Good luck.
  12. Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" and he replies, "SEX!!" Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood! Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?" Old Harold smiled happily and replied "Parkinson's."
  13. sounds sweet - really worth buyin or just a one nite stand?
  14. Trask, climbing with a kilt has many advantages. I submitted the following to Twight but for some reason it was not included in his opus grande. I suspect it will be in the second edition. viz. 1. Climbing with a kilt virtually reduces the condensation problem and reduces fluid loss caused by excessive sweating due to the cooling affect of the wind rattling around your jewels.Thus it is ideal for the fast and light concept. 2. Self Arrest. In a fall on neve, the kilt is swept upwards by the friction on the snow, revealing the one-eyed milk man ( as we call HIM in scotland) which, if properly aroused forms another self arresting device in addition to your trusty ice-axe. 3.Urination: No need for pit zips, patagonia super fly system etc. If you need to go, let gravity do it's work. With Gore-tex gaiters, the time saved can be considerable on a single-push effort in the Alaska range. 4.Gear racking; On big-wall climbs the second when immediately below the leader has a very convenient, shall we say groove to reach up and temporarily inset gear when making those crucial switch overs when speed climbing on the Nose. 5. Aid: the old timers called it combined tactics when they climbed onto the others shoulders to reach a sloper. With kilt climbing the second ,when below the leader can hand jam to reach that crucial hold that will allow a clean aid ascent. The crack is 5.10 thin hands only please and wipes are needed in the haul bag. I hope this educates you to some of the new wave thinking we Scots are bringing to the game. RRRRight up your kilt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. allthumbs

    seriously

    Well, feel a steamer comin on. Catcha later.
  16. allthumbs

    seriously

    but of course
  17. allthumbs

    seriously

    Might as well just get your news here at cc.com news. hahaha Burp, crack another one.
  18. allthumbs

    seriously

    hahaha, are you promoting that goofy CNN?
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