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It used to piss me off when the Muslim detractors in the Middle East, or the socialist detractors in Europe, Hollywood, cc.com, and other interest groups of America called my President a cowboy, but the more I think about it, the more glad I am that he is. When I was a kid, cowboys were my heroes. Well, I mean the ones in the white hats, not the black hats, who were the bad guys. There was Tom Mix, Buck Jones, Johnny Mack Brown, Hopalong Cassidy, Red Ryder, Gene Autry, Roy Rogers, then later Marshall Matt Dillon, and others. Personally, I think Gene Autry could beat 'em all up, and then sing a song afterward to his girl friend. He was my favorite. What were common attributes of these legendary cowboys? Here are a few: 1. They were never looking for trouble. 2. But when it came, they faced it with courage. 3. They were always on the side of right. 4. They defended good people against bad people. 5. They had high morals. 6. They had good manners. 7. They were honest. 8. They spoke their minds and they spoke the truth, regardless of what people thought or political correctness," which no one had ever heard of back then. 9. They were a beacon of integrity in the wild, wild West. 10. They were respected. When they walked into a saloon (where they usually drank only sarsaparilla), the place became quiet, and the bad guys kept their distance. 11. If in a gunfight, they could outdraw anyone. If in a fist fight, they could beat up anyone. 12. They always won. They always got their man. In victory, they rode off into the sunset. Those were the days when there was such a thing as right and wrong, something blurred in our modern world, and denied by many. Those were the days when women were respected and treated as ladies, because they acted like ladies. Now that I’m older, I still like cowboys. They represent something good -- something pure that America has been missing. Ronald Reagan was a cowboy. I like Ronald Reagan, who was brave, positive, and who gave us hope. He wore a white hat. To the consternation of his liberal critics, he had the courage to call a spade a spade and call the former Soviet Union what it was -- the evil empire. Liberals hated Ronald Reagan. They also hate President Bush because he distinguishes between good and evil. He calls a spade a spade, and after 9-11 called evil "evil," without mincing any words, to the shock of the liberal establishment. That's what cowboys do, you know. He also told the French to "put their cards on the table", which they did, exposing their cowardice and greed The Arabs are wrong. In the old West, might did not make right. Right made right. Cowboys in white hats were always on the side of right, and that was their might. I am glad Bush is a cowboy. He’ll get his man. Cowboys do, you know. Go Bush 2004

I give up. Guess yur all stuck with me for another 8000 posts. So how bout them Mariners?

Flash, I spew upon you with creamed corn KILL TRASK KILL TRASK KILL TRASK KILL TRASK KILL TRASK HE'S A FUCKING LOSER ASSHOLE KILL THE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha, the pussys won't do it

These chickenshit choads don't have the cajones to ban me. Bye Bye Y'all

why should I when these choads are flippin me shit?

suck my dick asseyes

I use cats for crab pot bait

bwakkk bwakkk "give er a spin Earl"

and who is your egg donor? definately not a cc.com chica

I like veal and raw eggs

Good Point! I'm deleting just in case.

Satan

I prefer veal. I always shoot the babies.

You can work for me, Erik. Just what I'm looking for. I like women, but if you'd like to bring a boybeast along to help you in the kitchen and your boudoir, that's okay by me.

Just me and Rosie Palm now you moron. Rosie's a lazy bitch that only thinks about sex.

Allison my friend, cheap red wine coupled with those Marlboro's is going to make you sterile, and your morning breath extremely wicked.

OK, you've got some bananas that are turning ripe. How do you make bananas foster? INGREDIENTS: 2 bananas, halved lengthwise and sliced in half 3 Tbl. butter 5 Tbl. brown sugar 2 Tbl. Meyers rum 2 Tbl. Banana liquor 1 tsp. lime juice 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract 1/2 tsp. cinnamon 4 crepes (see recipe) COOKING INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Heat one tablespoon of butter in a small sauté pan over medium heat. 2. When sizzling subsides, add bananas flat side down, and cook until golden brown, about 1 to 2 minutes. 3. Turn bananas and cook another minute. 4. Remove bananas from pan and set aside. Add the butter, rum, banana liquor, lime, vanilla and cinnamon. Cook, stirring constantly until mixture is smooth and shiny. Set aside. 5. Place four crepes on a flat surface and divide bananas between them. Fold crepes over and transfer to a plate. 6. Pour sauce over and sprinkle with powdered sugar and cocoa powder. Garnish with thinly sliced bananas and fresh mint.

KILL & WASTE I won't support any of that shit anymore. No movies, no network TV. Hollywood is a shit hole and most actors can suck my farts...transvestite bitches Only Fox news and ESPN...oh yeah, and the Outdoor Channel for me. This Saturday I'm going up to Baker to kill a deer and leave it to rot.

Is that a threat you cocksucker? It is, isn't it? Only if you're threatening me, bowel movement. let's meet and settle this shit once and for all You are old and slow. A real piece of decaying meat (I can tell by the quantities of horrid foods you put into your gut). Then you get no exercise, except for your fingers. And that don't keep your belly in shape, let me tell you. Plus, I love you too much to hurt you so much. Just go sleep it off, old walrus. that's what I thought, pussy. When you look in the mirror do you see the scared little mouse shivering because the big bad wolf is coming to gut you like a fish?

jackass motherfucker jb you're another piece of shit go put your nuts in a vice prick

want one?

Is that a threat you cocksucker? It is, isn't it? Only if you're threatening me, bowel movement. let's meet and settle this shit once and for all