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GOLF!!!! OMG Erik is getting old and fat. That game's for duffers.

To allot of gas

As much as I loathe Necroshitstain, I agree with him on this one.

A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear,"PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"

Hey chumslick dallywacker or whatever the hell your stupid name is: I've never called canadians communists. Oregonians are communists. I only call canadians cheeseheads and hosers. Get you goddamn facts straight putz.

# of firearm homicides in Canada................ 165 # of firearm homicides in the US................. 11,127 Avg. Firearm homicide rate in Canada.......... 0.7 per 100,000 Avg. Firearm homicide rate in US................ 5.7 per 100,000 Avg. handgun homicide rate in Canada........ 0.3 per 100,000 Avg. handgun homicide rate in US.............. 4.8 per 100,000 You tell me who's got the gun thing figured out. My point exactly! No damn fun in Canada.

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huh?

hate to admit it, but that's brilliant

you silver tongued devil

I agree. Who started this nonsense anyway?

canada = no guns, no fun

When our over-civilized European friends complain about capital punishment, we are reminded of the classic case of Big Harpe, the notorious goblin of the Natchez Trace. The Harpe brothers, big and little, were really atrocious sociopaths, preying mainly upon farm wives and children in the absence of the man of the house. Little Harpe was caught and duly hanged. But Big Harpe, his brother, met a more colorful end. He was tied in a chair and decapitated with a hunting knife in the hands of a bereaved father and husband. This tale appears pretty old fashioned now, but it does have a nice tone to it. -coop

I'll post it any damn way I please. If you don't like it, you can kiss my ass If we don't like it, we'll just make fun of you, like tomcat. suit yurself, bubblebutt

I'm only interested if there's gonna be female nurses there with big tits and tender hearts. I might get shot early and need some care.

anybody that watches sitcoms and shit like that sucks eggs. no wonder most of you bitches are fat-assed slobs who can't climb for shit.

Yukity yuk, you proud of yurself for that slam?

Paintball is a hella fun!

BRUSSELS, Belgium — Secretary of State Colin Powell told Washington's European allies and friends Thursday the United States -- not the United Nations -- must have the lead role in Iraq's postwar reconstruction.

I'm not. It IS funny as hell. Thank god for nerds to kick around.

I've maintained from the beginning that gutter language reveals a paltry vocabulary. This continuous use of simple-minded, four-letter obscenities reduces the strength of the statement. This is obvious if you delete it. Some have suggested that this idea is contradicted by the notoriously coarse language sometimes used by George Patton. I do not have specific evidence of the general's expressions, but I will take it as accepted that he did resort to vulgarity upon occasion. I do believe, however, that since General Patton was a very cultivated man, he thought that if he spoke in his customary fashion he might be considered to be insufficiently fierce for his position, and simply wanted to sound like "one of the boys." -coop

I LOVE cats!!!................in gravy eat at the Chinese restaurants allot do ya?

God did right by her looks for sure. In fact, I think she IS GOD.

Hey Flash, remember the picture of Pamela (I want to eat her up) Anderson I posted in the 4X4 thread? I have her as my desktop and it's the best picture I've ever seen. Goddamn she's hot in that pic.. Try her as desktop.

I'll post it any damn way I please. If you don't like it, you can kiss my ass