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Never in the history of the world have so few people plundered so much of the Earth's natural resources. Canada is hell bent in clear cutting all it's forests, pillaging it's fisheries to the point of extinction, subsidizing the unconscionable slaughter of it's wildlife, has become a toxic waste dump for the U.S., and to top it all off is governed by a group of mindless politicians who pander shamelessly on behalf of the world's most perversely greedy Multinational corporation $$$. 1) Their main exports are ice, maple syrup, and ridiculous accents. 2) L.A. high schoolers are more heavily armed than their army. 3) They have a marijuana leaf on their flag, but don't even have the right climate to grow it! 4) Their pussy army is a bunch of goofy looking "mounties" on horseback. 5) They gained their independence the wussy way: by sucking up to Britain. We did it the right way: through a long, bloody war. 6) Their currency resembles Monopoly money. 7) They say "eh" and "aboot" and claim they're words! 8) It's too far north for Mexicans and Cubans to sneak into. 9) They think they're better than everybody else just because they have Eskimos, glaciers, and polar bears. 10) It's full of leftover draft dodgers from the Vietnam War. 11) Cannucks wear those silly hats with the flaps, you know what we're talking about! 12) They still brag about holding off the American army in the war of 1812. 13) They can't even kick the lousy French off their land. 14) They're "kind and peace loving." 15) Their army prefers horses instead of tanks 16) They think it's a real country!

harsh

pullin is right

If all else fails you can stay with me.

who's this?

yum yum come get some

Canada sucks, beaten only by the French, Canada is the most worthless country. The only thing they have contributed to the world is hockey, and even we can beat them in it. Weenie.... have a good look at any American team roster.... ignorance must be bliss. Americans take something as pure as hockey, commercialize it, market it, and digitally color the puck fluorescent. Americans got game!

hey asshole, I'm from Texas

what's with you flash. rover bite down too hard on your bean?

you're right about that! it's hard to top your racist garbage. be nice jb. hate will get you nowhere.

Shut up This thread will not jump the shark Everybody play nice

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Catturd

Erik, once children take arms with the intent to kill Americans, they become enemy soldiers and are no longer children. I said it earlier and I'll say it again, war is hell.

I heard the other day that WMS could easily be buried under concrete. How the hell would we ever find them without a guide? No way.

pig pen

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. I've givin this allot of thought. Let's see now . . . No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas. You can't shave, Your wife can't shave, You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! Is there a mystery here?

Hell ya. the more the merrier. Dru's vote doesn't count. He hates the U.S.

That's fair enough. I haven't ever said that the U.S. sucked though. I think the current administration sucks and this war sucks but not the country. In any case, if you punched me, I'd be forced to smack you so hard, you'd have to stick a tooth brush up your arse to brush your teeth. I think you'd find that after the initial shock wave, you'd be in for the fight of your life. I don't back down from shit. Cool. I'll remember that...I'd want you in my corner if I ever got in a spot of bother. Yeah me and some of my Bandito brothers sometimes ride our scooters downtown during the peace rallys and fuck people up on the sly. Then we go drink and breed.

That's fair enough. I haven't ever said that the U.S. sucked though. I think the current administration sucks and this war sucks but not the country. In any case, if you punched me, I'd be forced to smack you so hard, you'd have to stick a tooth brush up your arse to brush your teeth. I think you'd find that after the initial shock wave, you'd be in for the fight of your life. I don't back down from shit.

The fact that I'm living here says it all really. Yes, my country is fucked up but what country isn't? I may as well go to a fucked up country where I can make some decent cash though. Still, I wouldn't go so far as to call Scotland a shit-hole. Well worth seeing. If you weren't such a conservative neanderthal, I'd hook you up with places to stay, girls to cook for you, and sheep to shag Well, actually I apologize for calling your country a shit-hole. It's a beautiful place and I wouldn't mind seeing it someday. It pisses me off though when foreigners bad mouth the U.S. Not meaning to be threatening, but if you told me the U.S. sucked to my face I'd probably punch ya. That's normally my first reaction.

until you can make a better bowl of porridge STFU up yours asshole