specialed

go swimming right after I ate

I'd blow shit up

Sidewinder's a rather committing 10b as I remember. OLD school 5.9.

Spring skiing in the Bitterroot, we did a "first descent" linkup from the backside of St. Mary's peak down and out Kootenai Canyon. There was a recently thawed lake in the middle of this big snowy bowl. Towards the bottom I tucked and picked up lots of speed and hydroplaned right over the lake. It was rad

I thought it was the classis sandbag 10a. Though I didn't think it was too devious, just rather sustained.

As your attorney, I advise you to drink heavily.

None of this would have been necessary if the American who got the shit kicked out of him by a couple teenagers wasn't such a pussy.

I make sure to burn the petuli oil of brotherly love incense and make sure my rasta knit-cap is properly situated on my dreads.

I've found its just easier to rap the route on Town Crier or Green Drag-on. You can bail from anywhere on Heaven's Gate, so its no big deal. Plus the first pitch is overhung and under a roof so it stays dry.

Yup. Dangling Woo Li AND all the other lines at Bighorn Humping Grotto are rad. IF you can find it

Illusion Dweller (10a), Touch and Go (10a), EB GB's (10d), Fantastic Voyage (10d).

Saw you guys up there. We were getting rained off Heaven's Gate. Y'all must not have gotten back to your truck till late, b/c we were drinking beer in the parking lot until dark and didn't see you.

Triple C's (almost in)

Hiking up Rat Creek would be a bee-atch in winter. If there's lots of snow, breaking trail would suck ass and if not, hiking through partially covered talus would suck even more. Why not just hike or 'bile up the road?

My friend and world-class boater Brendan Guth died this way a few years ago in South America. Boating can be cool... but its not for me either.

This speaks to my whole theory of Bush's disturbing political strategy. His team is very very adept at smoke and mirrors. He understands how to use the media to his advantage so well, that he uses it as a proxy for good policy. All spin, no substance.

that's b/c you haven't been wearing your kilt Hypothetically speaking, if I were to wear a kilt climbing, where exactly would my harness go? 'spose I could put it under the whole thing. Though I think I'd laugh too hard putting it on, and if I whipped upside down my partner would probably be laughing too hard to catch me. So I guess a kilt is "way trad" 'cause you just gotta wear a swami belt with it.

Yup.

And I'm sure you know EXACTLY where it is

Truth hurts huh?

Right. Nothing says creative like spending ten hours on a four foot high chalk-covered piece of choss.

Ahem.... You know you're a boulderer when you: go to take a leak, and you can't because you left your tweazers and magnifying glass in the back of the Geo Metro right next to your bouldering guidebook and techno tapes. But wait... the car's only 5 seconds away!! Its all good after all!!

Werd. In general, I don't think water ice in the mountains is too good right now. Not enough freeze / thaw. Somehwere in which there's an independant source of moisture is good.

i prefer syrup! Jelly. Defenitly Jelly.

I read a National Geo article about North Korea. There were some pics of a state park there with AWESOME looking granite cliffs, called Kumdick park or something funny like that. Problem is even if you are a north korean national you have to be like a triple communist with a bad Elvis-style haircut to go there, so probably not gunna help you out.