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You slackers should be drinkin' silos of Bud at Practice Rock and working on your footwork.

Transformers are giant robots with fucking lasers and shit. They'd totally whup G.I. Joe ass. Plus if you got the Insectacons in on that motherfucker it would be all over.

Didn't Romans do that type of shit?

Wait, your mom IS a slut. Nevermind.

Who wins a fight between your mom and a slut?

Rent a station wagon, take the fam, and end up skinny dipping in a motel pool with Christie Brinkley.

Only the B'sharkear has laser beams, in a fight with a Lyger, the Lyger would have a magical nose canon, its strength would be determined by the role of the hexagonale die and whether you've been chatting online with hot babes all day.

They've got possums in my neighorhood. They're some nasty garbage eating creatures. I think they've surplanted the rat as the predominant disease carrying urban scavenger. There should be a no-bag limit open season on those nasty things.

And which hexagonal die do you toss to open the portals of Gerdania in which these powers are activated? Ask Dru.

Rudy, your always telling me how I "FA" a bunch of sheep and that's never made news. Wut up with that?

Give me my doulbe half calf mocha rasberry latte with a twist, and noone gets hurt!!

But a more important question is, what would you call a Bear-Shark creature with magical powers? A shear or a bark?

As long as the pussy isn't too furry.

Cool Ken! Good to hear your getting around down there. Definitly unique experiences and totally adventurous in there own way. Any interesting interactions with the locals? What else you been up to?

Nevertheless, its kind of hard to cut tat or gut a deer with your fingers

Traditional media climbing rags wouldn't want to give too much props to the "new media" and shit.

Ha Ha after all those years of DFA trying to get into the mags from wearing stylie purple tights while sending Rude Boys for umpteenth time he make it in from spraying. Ooh the irony.

That's fuckin rad! Surfing is fun.

Actually, sounds like that place might be more your speed. I don't think they let people talk shit or use naughty words.

Pinchot's primary philosophy was that National Forests should be working forests, whose primary mantra should be 'Get out the board / foot cut no matter what.' Can't exactly blame him, it was a different era back then and he did a lot of good shit too.

Thanks for typing those lyrics out, now I don't have to waste my time actually listening to the song.

I don't get it Eric. How'd you get to be such a good skier without smoking any pot? Weird.

doubles to #2 camalot.

Now I know why Layton was wearing those ziperless Schoeller pants last time we went climbing.

They're all hanging out at northwesthikers.net