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Good to hear you got some hard climbing in with Freddie before the trip to the big cold mountains. Last time I saw Freddie was on the Kahiltna - he was waiving his cock'n'balls in front of some domumentary maker's camera. Anyway, nice work. I'm jealous as shit.

The definition of adventure is easy - when you don't know what's coming up next. Doesn't necessarily mean a first ascent. But usually more obscure or less-known routes, at least, have more adventure, since the fact that the fourth move on the second pitch requires a red horizontal alien in a pod with a committing left foot smear isn't known till you get there.

Most people only climb clean, safe routes they can get all sorts of beta on. These days you can climb all sorts of shit without ever actually having any adventure. Follow the instructions, connect the dots. Rap the route.

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After some scotch and a few cheap beers it makes perfect sense to get on all sorts of ridiculous routes. When you wake up in the middle of the fire pit the next day after having talked all sorts of shit about doing some route, its too late to give in to logic and common sense.

I frequently ask myself the same question when I'm wallowing up some loose salad filled gash.

Wherley has it. You need it anytime soon?

So ... I contradict myself because simply because I disagree with someone else's opinion, then later state my own opinion about something else? I don't claim to be all that bright, but you logic isn't as clear to me as it is to you and your little cronie. Sorry.

So the Cascadeclimbers Investigation Team has already concluded, from the comfort of their own computers, that IB has been chopped?

Thanks Professor. You must be the smartest person in Yakima.

Not sure I follow. Since your post doesn't MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE, I will assume you are drunk. However, that is a fine excuse.

I wouldn't exactly call following a line of bolts an "adventure."

What type of aluminum cramps do you use bro?

Maybe refill the bolt holes with mud or sumthin? Unnecessary, but who know?

What goes on at band camp, stays at band camp.

You think that's bad, try getting it out of your hair.

That's like your opinion and shit.

About the same found in the average cream rinse.

Is that better or worse than what you make your money for? Worse. I also buy cheep hookers and drugs.

Infinite Bliss is the Potted Meat Product of climbing. You all have very poor taste. Sad.

I don't think they eat the seals though. Just strip the hide and sno-go to the next batch of seal pups. Need to make money for jugs of cheap whiskey, a bigger Polaris, and another assault rifle.

Aluminum crampons, sneakers, and a third tool can get you lots of places. But, frequently, not very safely. Experts only.

I'm not anti-bolt. Just anti rap power bolting in a wilderness (lowercase) area. The route is over-bolted, contrived, and put up in poor style.

Shit probabaly got chopped since it was such a stupid-ass route. Its pretty atrocious that people from out of state came here to climb such a worthless pile of shit when there's way better routes to climb.

Why are those men hitting that giant snaffle with those stick clips? Silly sport climbers ...