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Put some funky beats over that shit and you got the next teenie-bop hit track.

Those are some nice white tights Keith is sporting on Thin. When was that pic taken? Not recently I hope, for god sake.

Maybe the fact that he used to live in B-ham. I don't know if that counts though. Can we get a ruling here?

Ha. Ha. Layton says its training for alpine climbs. He should have said its training for failing on alpine climbs.

John P. Spears - sounds like a porno name.

If they're not reel-to-reel, you're still a sellout. As if. You probably never even owned a pair of checkered Vans. Loser.

That dude sure put up a pretty fun route at Index too.

I don't know, but I have a bitchin' tape collection.

And we elected Goofy to be President.

Should have built a belay earlier on steep ice while I still had screws instead of looking of a ledge and continuing to climb then building a belay with ice tools on steep ice anyway. Well, live and learn.

Naah. Sex toys and yoga products are where its at.

G-string theory you mean. I heard you wear a marble bag, Dru.

What's an "iPod?"

True. When the photo was taken the followers were on belay. However, before I built the belay (consisting of both of my ice tools and stubby)we had been simul-climbing like that with a screw in between us for 20 or 30 meters. Very stupid. That was my first climb in Alaksa and I underestimated the sustained nature and scale of shit there.

per SE, Muffy, per SE.

Clean granite is for fags. Wayne - hope you know I was just jokin'

I think WA / RAINY will be your best bet as it is the access point with highest elevation - you will be starting out on snow. The number of tours you can do from there is infinite. You could day ski or do overnighters. Another option would be to go to the Eldorado / Boston Basin area off of Cascade Rvr Road. However, you'll definitly have to put in some heinous bushwacking to get to the good snow. Once you're up there that place is magnificent as any in the lower 48. Definitly a multi-day thing though. With the weather being unstable WA Pass is probably best.

Who needs pro?

Just a head's up: there's mad trash b/w Dana's Arch and those new sport route's to the left (Sidewinder area).

Whoa!!!! THINK about what you're saying. Get a grip man. You probably just need to have a cold one and relax in order to start thinking straight again.

Here's my deep thought for the day: Just like you should always save room for desert, you should always save some energy to play games with women.

No Shit. Werd Up. Happy birthday y'all!!!!

He He. Which would be a good topic for another thread - what silly shit like your wallet have you accidently taken to wild places like the summit of Denali? I took my cell phone to the top of Mt. Hunter 'cause I heard it would work up there. It didn't.

BANG BANG Its a celebration bitches.

Elf-on-Elf. Hot!