specialed

I prefer to climb in a kilt.

Awesome. After going through the pressure chamber I definitly didn't feel like climbing anything else. I guess the key would be to do the other route first.

Note the title of the publication that Cobra Commander is reading to the children. I see what else you like to do with your spare time Mr. Cobra Commander. Poor, poor goat.

Damn! Now all you are going to find out that I used to be a femal exotic dancer from Abilene. And I thought my secret was safe.

The intern stole DFA's plastic vagina and now he's fuckin pissed!!!

It would be cool if Lederhosen came back as a hot fashion item. Maybe if the Uber Brothers started sporting them on the next free send of El Cap. That would be ripper.

That would surely be impressive if you climbed Pyschopath - Iconoclast - Hyperspace plus any other route on the wall in a day. Give it a go and let us know how it turns out.

Like if your name was Michael Bolton. That would suck.

You can establich camp 1 on Porn Ledge Friday night. Then if the weather is favorable and you get the OK from the Expedition Leader in Basecamp proceed a half pitch up and fix lines Saturday. Sunday, if the HAPE hasn't set in yet and frostbit is minimal, make a committing sprint for the summit with packs weighing only 30 lbs each. Its summit or death, either way you win.

You sank my Battleship!!!!!

Bike dorks always ride the fixed gear single speeds. I used to have a freewheel hub with a single speed just b/c I was too poor to afford more than one gear. I think those fixed gears are fuckin nuts and I'd kill myself trying to ride one in traffic. Those dudes who ride them are bad ass in my opinion. I ride a steel frame road bike now with ten whole speeds. I'm moving up in this world and shit.

My internships have been educational and enriching and I hope that the intern in Camillo's office can share such a valuable experience without people shoving plastic vaginas in his pocket or unplugging his mouse or whatever.

Or in your case, just grab one from your bed side table.

What's "googling?" Sounds kind of kinky. I'm in!!

I already did that shit. I've had like 80 internships. I'm like pro level intern.

I see you've gone off the deepend. Naah. Just graduated from fourth grade. I'm in fifth grade now.

When I was a bike courier I'd get a kick out of the slicked out bike commuters who would try to race me on their way home after I'd been riding all over Seattle all day on a single-speed.

Maybe you could pull a crazy prank like treating him like a normal person, making him feel welcome in your office, and trying to make his internship a productive, educational, and valuable experience for him as well as the permanent office staff.

Yeah, and how come only 98% of the moves were pretty? I personally thought that 78.345% of the moves on OS are pretty, with 6.455% being somewhat good-looking, 5.334 of the moves were more-or-less handsome, 4.233 of the moves were at least charming, and the remaining 3.232% were downright foxy!!

You should try my Organic Cream Rinse.

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I've seen that bike. Pax get some chain lube already. Shit.

Zactly. Shit you can't get on OS on a spring weekend and expect not to get caught behind slow people. Funny shit.

OH MY GOD!!! Someone call the cops!!!

So what fraternity did you belong to in college?