Chongo

quote: Originally posted by whillans: quote:Originally posted by hollyclimber: The cool thing is, and the truth is (and I will leave Cavey out of this so that no other chicks complain to me as they have before) Erik IS FAT, and that is just one thing that makes it so cool that he cranks. He may be fat, but you're ugly, and there is NO benefit to that. DAMMNIT NO FLAMIN PEOPLE WITH AVATARS YOU GAVE AWAY BEEYOTCH!!!! Dig out some new ones!

I wil kick all your hineys into next week. That goes double for you smartypants

Musta been some detroit fan. "Motor City Madness, has left the countryside..."

quote: Originally posted by allison: 1. I am learning to enjoy something the KTK and others refer to as "French Free." It's so funny to hear trad climbers dissing on the trashy ethics of sport climbers and yet this French thing is acceptable.... 2. I invented a move called the "snatch jam" 3. I got in trouble at work for saying "while you're down there" to a male co-worker who was working on his knees in front of me. The guy wasn't mad, but another guy claimed he was offended because I could say that and he couldn't. Allisson what size gear does snatch jam take? Do you need a big piece?

Boston Montreal [ 04-26-2002, 03:15 PM: Message edited by: Chongo ]

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According to an unimpeachable source (AD&D Monster Manual c. 1979): Wolf: Armor Class 8Hit Dice: 2+2# Attacks: 1Damage: 2-5Special Attacks/Defenses: Nil. Mountain Lion: Armor Class: 7Hit Dice: 3+3# Attacks: 3Damage: 1-3/1-3/1-6Special attacks: Rear Claws rend for 1-3/1-3 if all other attacks hit. SO, based on that, it looks like the wolf is in trouble. Unless it gets some lucky dice rolling in!

take a crowbar, hacksaw, big Z-piton and a couple of angles. that will get you through most locked gates. the ones with the lock hidden in those bells are harder and you got top pack cutting torch for them, its faster just to walk. or get a hummer and drive over or around the gate.

you were probably asleep or drunk when you met chepe. your body remembers but your brain doesnt.

fox is only about 10c or so. key is to layback lots of it. every 20 feet or so is a pod you can get a good foot jam in and rest your arms. problem is carrying those #5 camalots for the top section. still a great climb, most indian creek like thing at RR. just pure crack climbing.

"Chongo's Big Book of Wall Climbing: How to climb Big walls the Chongo Way." by Chongo Chuck Tucker with big wall pro Flavio diBongo. This interesting 300+page tome can be used for instruction or squashing ants around the campsite and cleverly straddles the borderline between fiction and non-fiction.

SAC're bleu! Lord almighty I havent seen a case of elephantiassis like that since pope stopped by... I wonder if the guys get deals on wheelbarrowes?

If you run into Chongo down there ask to go on one of the moonlight tours of the cave system under Gateway Rock.

How dare you spread rumors about a nice woman like Martha ... Martha and Emeril are close personal friends of mine... Emeril did the cooking at my wedding... I think the reason Martha Stewart and Emeril never post anything on this board is because of libellous, slanderous statements like the one Rodchester just made. Anyways as i was saying to Martha just the other day (in bed) "you know I hate those cc.commers anyways" and she said "Me too because they are so mean." www.marthastewart.com this is my friends website you should check it out.

Who? who? Spill the beans man!

quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: (Whispering) Dude....it's Adamson man, Adamson. It could be Adamsjakowskivasvillisonne and he'd still be cool. I'm not mikeadam or Mike Adamson either!

what if Avatar is the avatar of another avatar?

I was gonna say something stupid here but Trask beat me to it again.

Icefields Parkway/ Yoho/ Greenland

how come all of pope's posts these days are about hot tubs and saunas? you feeling the cold there buddy or what? hint: eat more meat and fried food and you'll be LAUGHING at the cold.

1) Sharma's "50 favorite" was the Rostrum because routes included in that book had to be multipitch climbs, and that was one of about 3 he'd ever done...Kroese wouldnt accept the Mandala. 2) Bolts are good in moderation, just like work, sex, beer, drugs, K Mart specials, gas station burritos and breast implants. Things that are NOT good even in moderation include Osama bin Laden, flesh colored Lycra, cops gone bad, genital warts and chupacabras.

Cams are not allowed when learning to aid climb. start off with nuts and hexes, johnny. only move to cams when you can do so without hurting yourself. perhaps you could try some SMC Cam locks as an intermediate step?

Im gonna bring a haul bag of kine. Who needs ice anyways?

I hate everyone here. You all are dirt under my feet. I wish I was the Antagonizer! DRU is stubborn as a mule.Rodchester will never give up. Who will get the last word? Tune in tomorrow for page 15 of "How To Keep A Moron In suspense".

Rodchester - see pt. 5 below.