Chongo

Yeah ale house dicksmack. Can ya read? Some Trad Klan will be in attendance...

What a fuckhead response that was. You know what USMC stands for Marine? U Suck My Cock Try to stop Chongo and "OUR" problem will be beyond your abilities to cope.

Did anyone mention Pete Doorish?

Cave dood gets all excited D. You gotta work through it sometimes.

" I'm all for mass extinction as long as it takes out you guys and I survive." Right....YOU, YOU, and YOU! Out of the gene pool!

Someone doesn't like spray here? Speak up and identify yourself!

Mikey soloed past us on the Royal Arches wearing some funky hiking boot thingies, but that descent gulley is nasty and exposed. He's lucky... Haven't placed a piece of pro in 3 days...downclimbing is a forgotten art...I'll try to yell something really legendary and profound if I deck.... Spray on ladies, Chongo

Spray Freaks, Captain Caveman's rack (what a piece-but thanks anyway) is currently residing in Jtree. It's about 100 fu**ing degrees now, but Betty Jo Yablonski waits for the desert unitiated. High Ball in Guide Almighties is the only way to go out....I am become one with the mattress people for the Bachar Cracker of the desert....nice locks...crumbly feet...hard ground waits below... Zion...Yosemite...Tahoe....Reno (Ken Scott says Hi BTW) Salt Lake (Mormon Girls RULE!) all in the rear view mirror, but heading back to Yose in a few days. Little Mikey tweaked his wrist in the North Dome gulley....Scott Burke is one with the spray people...gonna eat candy bars on a portaledge here soon.... Erik Snyder reads too much rock porn...he needs to shave his eyebrows soon too... Dru....et al...take care.... Laids, Chongo HoroWitz

Spray Freaks, Captain Caveman's rack (what a piece-but thanks anyway) is currently residing in Jtree. It's about 100 fu**ing degrees now, but Betty Jo Yablonski waits for the desert unitiated. High Ball in Guide Almighties is the only way to go out....I am become one with the mattress people for the Bachar Cracker of the desert....nice locks...crumbly feet...hard ground below... Zion...Yosemite...Tahoe....Reno (Ken Scott says Hi BTW) Salt Lake (Mormon Girls RULE!) all in the rear view mirror, but heading back to Yose in a few days. Erik Snyder reads too much rock porn...he needs to shave his eyebrows soon too... Dru....et al...take care.... Laids, Chongo HoroWitz

Well said Trans Canada-Yank Clan. Chongo will drink any nations beer, take any nations women, and climb any route regardless of ethics of first ascent. It's all about the clan. Spew on "The Community" Chongo Horowitz