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Wolfgang Gullich was asked after his ascent of Action directe if it wasnt hard pulling on all the 1-finger pockets. He said "But the other three fingers are resting!" Any other funny climbing quotes to go around?

leatherman , you wimp. I have bared many a kilt.... um, i mean, i have killed many a bear with my bare hands. i take their head and stuff it up their ass and hold it there until it suffocates. I once killed a snafflehound through sheer boredom, just relating anecdotes of things Fred Beckey had once said to me.

Vacation starts in 5 minutes. Be prepared for chestbeating and spray upon my return in August.

Pins are gpod at MEC, Climb-on or Valhalla Pure take your pick. Getting 80 pins fotr $20 bucks just cant be beat. You gotta buy from estates being executed for that though.

they faked the moon landing. snafflehounds would have eaten that green cheese.

I guess Tim or Jon relented and emailed it to him.

The huts $21 a night right now ($18 for ACC members). And I think Boulder camp is shut down, you have to camp at Applebee.

DMM Peenuts Metolius Brasstronuts.

quote: Originally posted by trask: "Anyone need advice on making the transition from 5.12 to 5.11 ?" — Andy Cairns. You know what... I think I was there on one of the occasions when Andy said that.

666 your hand never says no even if you dont buy it beers....

"Really Pathetic" actually, the initials of Roland Pauligk, who invented them...

Note name of suspect. Capt. has not posted today. Because he's a fugitive? Police searching for suspect after shooting in Nanaimo VANCOUVER (CKNW) — Nanaimo RCMP are saying that a shooting in the community on Thursday was likely accidental. A 21-year-old man was shot in the leg as a group of men were gathered drinking and doing drugs at a home. At some point, a handgun went off. The victim has non-life threatening injuries in hospital. Police say the suspect, who may go by the name of Ray , fled the scene.

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Liberty Bell group is total choss I cannot understand why anyone ever climbs there. Of courrse it is so unpopular in part because of the bad rock

Jesse, take a rope.

Knorr packaged soupmix Pasta Cook the soup Throw in the pasta Makes 2L. Instant Pudding Mix pudding with milk poweder Add water and stir Let set. No need for stove. Works great as morning breakfast. You can even make it in your bivi sac if its raining outside. Lots of sugar and starch.

Erk go to cascadesoccerplayers.com for your foo foo soccer and Ultimate and disc golf fixes... soccer better than climbing BAH!!! Climbing isnt a sport - it is a lifestyle. I choose to climb and I accept the lifestyle that comes with it. Sure I am a weekend warrior at present but I am about to take 2 weeks of gnarly alpine dirtbagism... looking 4wards with great glee to not shaving, sunscreen scum on my glasses and 3am alpine starts bring it ON

An Irishman begins to frequent a pub and always orders 3 pints of Guinness at once and drinks a sip from each of the 3 glasses until all 3 are finished. After he does this a few times the bartender says "You know, you would enjoy those beers more if you ordered and drank them one at a time." "yes" says Paddy, "but you see, I have two brothers. One moved to Canada and one moved to Argentina and we're never the three of us together any more. we always used to drink together so before they moved, we agreed whenever we went to the pub we would drink this way to remind us of each other." "oh, that's a lovely custom" says the bartender. Three or four years go by. One night Paddy comes to the pub and only orders two pints of Guinness. Moved, the bartender says "Paddy, I'm sorry for your loss." "Oh" says Paddy "no, its not what you think. You see, my wife has joined the Baptist church and I cannot drink any more. But it hasn't affected my brothers at all, you see!"

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FITOVERS

Horsecock And Cheese Recipe 1 horsecock 1 cheese Take horsecock. Cut off a big ol' chunk Chew and swallow Repeat with cheese. Continue, alternating until full.

Go do the first ski descent of thermogenesis i heard 4th hand conditions are GRAYTE DOOD!!

tex you say snafflehound is animal hemp... well i just spent tyhe last 2 days drying and flaking some kine snafflehound, I rolled up a whole ounce and smoked it, NOTHING!!!! maybe your sig should say : Snafflehounds: the banana peels of the animal world.

Thats not a real snafflehound as it lacks Big Gray Squirrel Balls.

On top of Scuzzy... 2000' face studded with loose rock... I swet up a belay and kept Doug on tension while he levered with an ice axe below a 5'x6'x5' boulder... man when it took off it bounced like 200' out from the cliff and destroyed trees at the base and set off a rock avalanche... dust clouds everywhere... sparks flying... TAKE THAT MOSQUITO BASTARDS!!!