Dru

Someone in another thread asked me to explain cougar bait... You see some people (snot'teryx etc.) are afraid of mountain lions in the hills.... the way to avoid this is to hike with cougar bait. The best baits are either: an old person who can't run very fast or, a large, plump, juicy person, who also can't run very fast. If you have neither one of these then copious amounts of horsecock will also work. See picture below As for the other kind of cougar well sometimes you just have to get caught and take your punishment with a smile Like Neil Young said, "It's old but it's good!"

At least there is some eye candy in those pictures

i think the fires on the hindenberg statrted when two of the crew were trying to toke up in the can and the roach dropped on the floor....they shoulda waited until muir hut...

I kinda take what chucK does except I put all the draws on the gear sling and the gear on the harness - nuts and tricams on left side and cams on the right - cause that way gear doesnt swing around (draws ok to swing cause they are smaller) and you always know with which hand to reach for which piece. I know lots of people do this the other way around but you all suck and my way is better. Only time to vary this is if climbing a layback dihedral in which case you want all the gear on your outside side so it doesnt get stuck between your body and the wall.

You think thats cool, well Steve DeMaio used to ride his bike 100kms from Calgary to Yamnuska, solo a route like Grillmair Chimneys, then ride his bike back again, all in a day. But riding 100 miles is still pretty cool.

I think we just got a "quarter inch of rain" in 5 minutes this morning, flatlander.

quote: Originally posted by texplorer: So when Larry "the tool" comes up and asks for your permit that's when you pull out your .45 mag and say, "I got your permit right here." Try it and see what happens. Offer a bribe - some horsecock, maybe. Or: "Hey Ranger if you go away I won't take these stinky boots off...."

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Stuff up there in good shape. I climbed a couple peaks and watched some parties bail on one. Trail is wiped out by avies a ways in there. Go to the avy debris. Then go up it several hundred yards. Look for a snow wand sticking out a fallen tree root on the opposite side of the debris. From there go to the trees on that opposite side. Bushwack straight up to below Sahale. I have never been in there before and found it no problems. Dont bother asking me any more beta. The people demand chestbeating gapewad TR!!!!! Tell us how you pulled the bloody flesh off your feet and threw it in the cook-pot for dinner. "It might be our last meal ever..."

Yeah, Fred means its trying to give you the undercling monodoight, dude.

Save the Iceworms!!!!

why did the homeboy get a tuxedo after his vasectomy? "Hell, bro, if Ise gonna be impo'tent Ise wanna look impo'tent!!"

it is said, that the full moon brings stable weather to Robson. probably a bunch of horsecock but it worked for Team Dirtbag when they skiied it.

Rain is Mother Nature's way of washing the chalk off slab climbs so you can go for the Onsight after the rain stops. BUT... what about that weatherman that promised Sunday would be sunny with highs to 30 C? kill the mofo

Sucks, sucks, sucks. Fortunately I was down from the summit before it started. Unfortunately I didnt climb the intended buttress but some 3rd class ramp with cougars and bushes instead. Sort of like an obvious gully except it wasnt a gully. Thats all the TR and chestbeating you get from me [ 07-07-2002, 05:53 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by crazyjz: Per unit of GDP, the USA is by FAR THE CLEANEST country in the history of the world. ya cuz you spend all that money on soap and shampoo.

We have a July 4, but not any Fourth of July. We also have a 4:20 every day

quote: Originally posted by pope: quote:Originally posted by Dru: Hey pope, haven't you finished smoking that ounce of loser yet? Maybe you should head up to Muir Hut. Dru, do you guys have a "Fourth of July" up in the Great White North, eh? No, we have Canada Day whch is July 1. Once again we beat you to it!!!

Hey guess what time it is... Thats right its 4:20 more or less

Kain Face is "standard" SE route has way more objective hazards like seracs falling on your head. There are probably 10x more summitters via Kain route than SE side. But the hike in to the Kain Face is longer.

Soloing - you never have to make conversation You always hike at your own pace You choose your route, peak and line No arguments No one but yourself is responsible for your success BUT you always have to carry the beer You always have to cook and wash the pots out No ropegun No cougar bait No one to kick steps for you No sex Just like life there are always tradeoffs...

Im a sexy stud. PP is just average Joe. I got way more chix than him

quote: Originally posted by Retrosaurus: Gynecomastia. Gymnomastia is a similar problem suffered by climbers that spend too much time in a climbing gym. Refer to pp and lambone for specific first hand information.

quote: Originally posted by glen: Satisfying, adrenaline charged moment: Doing about 30 on my mountain bike, Range Rover mf starts right turn into driveway cutting me off . I slide sideways a few feet in the gutter (screaming something along the lines of "F*&*%$&**k"), dig my left bar end and shoulder into right corner panel of said car leaving nice scratch, pull around front of car and somehow escape intact. The had dude pulled around me and looked directly at me as he passed just before it had happened. I didn't feel too bad about his car. Take your kryptonite bike lock and smash it into his windshield.

quote: Originally posted by iain: quote:Originally posted by Dru: isnt cheating at solitaire pointless? not when you promise yourself you will finish when you win one game and it takes like forever. or if the loser has to sleep with the winner

quote: Originally posted by sk: It is not the trucks that kill people, it is people who kill people. It is not the trucks fault, but the person driving. Are you in the NTA or something sk??