Dru

lets have a new forum all about snafflehounds and horsecock

A partner, who had made several unplanned bivis that year, was waiting in a huge crowd of people all rapping off Cat In The Hat at Red Rocks near dusk in December. To speed them up he rubbed his hands together and asked in a loud voice: "WHO WANTS TO SPOON?"

10 hrs. and no insulted Catholic PMs yet....

adjustable daisy pshaw. get the adjustble fifi!!!

Are there any huge ice roofs to practice for "Musashi" on?

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: True! Cc.com is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the megaconglomerate AmazingCo., Inc. This means you're all subject to the unpredictable, iron-fisted whim of Dr. Flash Amazing, malicious mastermind and terrifying tycoon. Cower, unwashed dogs! I bet that iron fist is pretty rough on your horsecock. or do you lube it up with armourall.

would also appreciate suggestions for making the transition of stepping out of aiders into free climbing without daisys or aiders getting caught on stuff and trying to pull you off as you start freeing with 30 feet of slack out....

yeah i ve been there TWICE

Steins Pillar is now further up on my tick list thanx to this excellent beta. Damn but that thing looks impressive!!! Is the beta from the Beckey guide about the bee nests etc. still accurate? what about the free routes detailed in the Jeff Thomas Oregon Rock book?

I see from the headlines "Pope" is rethinking his dedication to trad climbing?

quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: the amber troll was so much better the bend pub club is by far the most active of all cc.com clubs. you could try the ktk branch located in spray, OR as well. timmay if you are looking for your local KTK branch check the lava tubes cause we are an UNDERGROUND organization

rename this thread NF of Shuksan on Saturday and talk more about weed.....get snottyscotty involved...

TRASK GOT THE PAGE TOP

here's a snafflehound graemlin for y'all that was easy to find took me like 2 minutes...

quote: Originally posted by iain: I thought a pocket knife was all I needed to avoid this hazard. maybe loud music is the answer... I think the real question is how much brush will I have on the way in? Please submit your climbing resumes and horsecock sizes before I consider the worthiness of your response. the pocket knife thing only works for canadians cause we are not allowed to carry sidearms. of course if a cougar is chewing on your head anmd you try to shoot it in the head and miss you could russian-roulette yourself!

quote: Originally posted by texplorer: That pic of wolfy soloing in yosemite is one of my favs. Fred is still the shit though I bet FB did a lot of soloing too... after vasiliki dumped him

quote: Originally posted by RedMonk: "did it for the chicks" how many women do you know that give a shit about the fucking approach to the NF of shucksun?!?! mabe 10 in washington (8 of which are on this site). i give mountain man credit for standing his ground and i know he has a resume to back it up...you on the otherhand have 6000 posts.... ya! i made it "CRONIC gumby"! see i was right to do it for the chicks cause i know probably 40 or 50 climber chicks and you apparently know only 10...only 10 climber chix in washington, hell, there are more of Beckey's ex girlfriends alone than that in washington im gonna leave the obvious bush joke to trask here cause he hasnt been served up many soft hit straight lines in the last few weeks i didnt really think after doing TNF it was a good route worth repeating but maybe i will send some delegates over there with beta so they can repeat it any takers? i will provide successful delegates with free

quote: Originally posted by RedMonk: dru- i know you have done more shit than i have...but you...are an ass hole and a giant prick...i enjoy climbing not just talking about it....yeah you've probably done some sick shit...but why did you do it? so that you could spray about it? get a life ass hole you are more of a kid than i am and i am only 20 i did it for the chicks

quote: Originally posted by texplorer: only 5648? He must be all the way up to Lurker status 6420 now or tomorrow anyways see with ray on holiday and me just back from holiday it is my chance to catch up to him on the spray front. [ 08-06-2002, 04:00 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by iain: if you guys start posting resumes and shit to figure out who is the authority on bad brush I'm outta here we all know what bad brush is don't we? I know, you're wondering if that's a promise or a threat. rock on! here is what i would define as good bush. i wouldnt mind bushwacking thru this at all!!!! yeah mountainman i hiked in through old growth forest with no snow the whole way. i bet that that has changed a lot in the intervening couple of years. i must have managed to hit it in the magical 5 minute period all year when the bush had gone to Mexico on vacation or something. i can tell it really pisses you off that i made it and you didnt so i am going to keep repeating that until i can think of something better to do

sportclimbers are neither ummmm no i mean retrobolt the beckey route ummm whatever?

how about the relevance of the fact i managed to climb TNF without encountering bush and you guys didnt

That wasnt a penguin it was a GREAT AUK...

gimli is described in Columbia Mts West and South (1992)guidebook, also in the july/august 2001 issue of Gripped and there is a trip report and photos on www.bivouac.com as well

whatever kids i have probably done more climbing than the both of you together as well as posting more spray than both of you could ever hope to in a lifetime I'm reminded of the story of the name of Mt. Fable: [the following quote is extracted from Bow Valley Rock and may be slightly misquoted] "An unsuccesful party having muddled around behind Exshaw for a goodly interval, claimed difficulties including horrendous bushwacking and difficult technical ground had prevented their ascent. The first ascent party named the summit after their successful ascent the following month encountered none of these difficulties."