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  1. A young woman wants to wallpaper her bedroom but isnt sure how much wallpaper she should buy. So she calls up her blonde friend who has the same size bedroom and recently wallpapered. "Oh Hi Buffy its Mindy just wondering, when you had that wallpapering done how many rolls did you buy?" "Oh, I got 10" says Buffy. Mindy buys the wallpaper and gets the job done but it only takes 8 rools and the purchase is non refundable. So she calls up Buffy again " I got my wallpapering done, but you won't believe this - I have two rolls left over" "OH MY GAWD YOU"RE TRIPPIN ME OUT MINDY!"blurts Buffy. "EAXACTLY THE SAME THING happened to me!"
  2. If only he had the Stallone bolt gun he could create a whole sport climb Truly ground up without his feet ever leaving the ground. too bad thjere isnt a gun to shoot the quick draws onto the bolts. I guess thats why they still train squirrels
  3. Joe, Montana
  4. On the outskirst of Chilliwack on one side is Lickman Road on the other side is Annis Road, and across on Highway 7 near Norrish Creek is "Hawkins Pickle Road".
  5. If you log and weedkiller NW Passage, I will zinc-oxide a huge clean streak up N face N peak of Index as counterbalance.
  6. Its coming in. Thin ice all the way on Mousetrap and Medusa. Another week of cold and they'll be climbable. Oh yes, anyone hgoing to Lillooet in the next few days, heads up, a big rockslide 15 km south of Boston Bar has completely closed Highway 1, they are detouring you through the Coquihalla Highway. That would add about 2 hours onto your drive to Lillooet so if you go go up via the Duffy Lake road from Whistler.
  7. I was in Josh that year and the rangers kicked us out. We planned to sneak in and climb for free, but theRanger told us none of them were actually going to stop working, they were just going to be patrolling keeping people out. He patted his shotgun as he said this. The only monetary saving was they didnt have to keep replacing the toilet paper, i think. So we all went to Red Rocks, where the loop road was closed to cars, but you could still walk in, and had a great time for our remaining week of holiday.
  8. Dru

    Merry Christmas

    What the hell is Kwanzaa anyways? Do people in Africa or th Carribean actually celebrate it or is it just an American made up 70's "holiday" about as authentic as modern Paganism.
  9. I also like to shine my laser pointer in the rear-view mirrror of people I'm tailgating on the Sea To Sky.
  10. Funny you should mention it Pope, shining a laser pointer on a disco ball is good fun
  11. Metolius Redpoint Laser. No longer do you have to shout out beta like "Put your left hand on the jug" to that bumbly you are spewing beta at. Now with the redpoint laser you just say "Put this hand on this hold "
  12. Unlike this fellow
  13. Dru

    New V13

    I have seen Bad Taste, Brain Dead (not "Dead Alive") AND Meet The Feebles. Dude that would make a wicked Triple-Bill.
  14. Guess it wasnt no Spud Cannon making those.
  15. This thing gets more fucked up every time you read about it. http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/12/18/1039656422590.html The only good thing I can say about it is that it seems to have been consensual. But LOCK THIS DUDE UP!!!! I worry when I hear both of them were Internet addicts: me with >8000 sprays and all....
  16. Its all about giving gifts that are SLIGHTLY more valuable than what you recieve so the other person feels indebted to you all year and you can consequently dominate them potlatch style.
  17. Dru

    New V13

    Sent by Gollum in the opening scenes of LOTR Two Towers He downclimbs it! Dude has wicked ape index. There is also lots of slow lingering alpine porn shots of new zealand mountains again.
  18. RobertM is that a Beckey "cannon hole"?
  19. Whistler and pts. north have 160 cms new and waist deep pow pow.
  20. I was thinking of Jagermeister and da kine you pervert.
  21. Surface tension I think. But the Cheerio on the milk surface is remarkably similar to the Einsteinian distortion of space time seen in a gravity well (the famous rubber sheet model). You could probably make more massive effects by stacking Cheerios, but eventually they would grow too heavy for surface tension to support, creating a black hole and soggy Cheerios too.
  22. Dru

    Canada Rules!

    We may be losers but we are better than you.
  23. If he didnt have biceps and shoulder they would have had to set up a self hauling haulbag powered by sip& puff technology like with the disabled sailboats. Incidentally I love the phrase Sip & puff it has all sorts of unintended associations
  24. The amazing tendency of Cheerios floating on milk to "magnetize" together is a good model for gravity wells merging as planetesimals congeal to form a planet during the formation of a solar system
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