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The new Carbon fibre spork... 36% lighter than titanium!

Only on Linda Lovelace.

She'd be a natural owner for the two-tongued cat

I think that kid was in the Weekly world News a while back: Maybe he knows Bat Boy!

If you had a second vagina, do you think it would take a doctor to find it?

Wow!

Bibendum est.

I don't understand how you say "Not in the mountains" and then mention stuff at Mount Baker?

Will belay fo sausage.

Here's you and "your IT department" hard at work "filtering"....

Don't miss your chance to Witness on Halloween. Dress as a Christian Shepherd, Aborted Fetus, Dinosaur-Killing Caveman, Pillar of Salt, or Sodomite and go door-to-door passing out Chick Tracts! Its your chance to Trick the devil and Treat your neighbours to rousing Christian Literature!

How come a "litigation lawyer" is practicing criminal law, defending a pedophile? These Christians know more about scripture than law? I'm surprised they don't have some scientific athiests in the hell house too.

Kix ponders his next "project"

Must be the Day of the Dead cause there is minimal posting going on even with 50 people online. [Long winded string of trolling insults deleted on second thought] Are you hungover from Halloween party weekend or what? where is the spray?

This Big Gay film sounds well named.

Just like Kennewick Man

Well, if it was a burning dog, you'd realize that more quickly... the smell for one thing.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

and then you realize it's the dog's tongue

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you". She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun blow me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with vigour and gusto. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

you have a bra that sucks goats?

That one's good, but it's just a parody. This one is the real deal! http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp

Baby Jesus loves the sinners too