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here is erik with his climbing partner going for a horsey ride!

i am a good enough climber that i can often aid my way up what i can't free; runout low angle polished slabs being the most obvious exception.

or you could drive the 5 hours to squamish.... i heard the $fines$ if you get caught breaking the ban are pretty spendy

there is gonna be an 80 yer old man down there looking for partners in a week or so. you must be able to SHOUT!!!

must work

bats are cool but so was beer caving

when i am hungover i have a hard time climbing 4th class sometimes. that is what is good about smiff there is always a handy hueco to puke in.

i better drink a gallon before i go to see Once Upon a Time in Mexico tonight

what Timm@y no comment????

i bet you already have white schoeller short-shorts to wear over your black polypro for the baggy diaper look.

I bet you didnt like it cause everyone was pictured wearing Schoeller

i used to put duct tape over my friends "Save clayoquot" bumper stickers before leaving car at certain logging road ends.

They sure were sorry they put a whole basket of single serving jam packets out!!!!

a dozen crash pads and a group of boulderers going "I gotcha Yogi! Send Yogi send!" and this would be in the NEW ROCK CLIMBING FORUM instead of spray

fred wasn't wearing no shorts over polypro this morning in the airport cafe he was wearing some patagucci schoeller stuff and scaring the waitresses by walking around with his fly unzipped.

must be warm and cuddly for spooning during epic bivy must not throw rocks at the belay while leading

"That Ray Borbon is a badass. I heard he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die." "That was Johnny Cash, you idiot." "OHMYGOD!!! Ray Borbon shot Johnny Cash?" Dont take your guns to town, boys, don't take your guns to town. Johnny's one of them ghost riders in the sky now. I've only got the track he did with U2 here in the office so I'm gonna play it all day long now.

Does that mean Distel is a 5.7 climber since there aren't many multipitch V9's

no body wanted to chat with snaffle

what do you call the guy who prints off a paper copy of every email he ever sends or receives? we had one at my old job. i called him a treekiller but theres got to be a better one.

i think the "new Fred" title is mostly cause they were both climbing teenagers not cause Colin is North America's most accomplished alpinist of the 20th century maybe "Colin - the new Helmy" would be a better title I heard Helmy was once an underwear model to make ends meet. "Helmy's Secret"

mr e dont you dig the "realistic" digital flesh tones?

i heard you moved to oregon cause a teenaged washingtonian was threatening to re break your feet.

mike i examined the summit from the helicopter and there was no cairn