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my new years j tree bonfire 1996 was about 10 times larger than the one thesenga was busted for. BURNINATOR!!!

yeah like us poor girls aren't subjected to this look too damn often. Some tub with his gut spewing over his harness without a shirt ew sounds like "baby orca" himself!

i saw some discussion about this with some cheap home made hangars in spain damaging bolts, in a british climbing mag last year i suggest you sue whoever bolted the route for using substandard hardware and endangering your life

i guess they might need jon thesenga's help to dry the place out now?

back to the original subject.... whatever with erik's lauren lee picture dat chica is a poser i saw a pic of steph davis-potter once where you could see her tubbiness overflowing over the rim of her harness that is almost as bad a fashion no no as shorts over polypro. as for flat chested scrawny climber girlz they rock too.... Bobbi Bensman's ARTIFICIAL PLASTIC JUGS route is aid.... Everyone knows the wooly sheep ewe is the real deal anyhow. i mean when do you see an overweight sheep? you fawkin pervs here's a picture for you if you want more just do a google image search on the phrase "furry"

dont everybody? goes free but not redpointed at 13c according to AW

the reason women aren't going to get on the polygamy bandwagon 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man is good in bed and loves making love to you. 5. It is really important that these four men don't know each other. you are recycling Daisy's old jokes!!!

its named after Jimmy Jim, a Squamish chieftan and only survivor of a massacre by the Chilcotins. those fucking Stick Indians from Redstone Reserve comin' down to Squamish and getting nasty again.

But jarry is not a surrealist, he is a pataphysicist!

I am waiting for some chick to openly marry multiple husbands cause I got a great name for her new religion. She can call it the "More-man Church"

legal opinion in Canada is that polygamism is freedom of religion under the Charter of Rights. leading many Mormon polygs to move to Creston BC. a little chunk of Utah without the desert!

ignorant sumbitch. i'm devoted to being unmarried, that does not necessarily mean single. BUT what is wrong with what erik said? i don't need a piece of paper and a ceremony but some people like that stuff. here is what is wrong with what erik said: "two people" your monogamist chauvinism is oppressing me!

"It's not booty - some woman in a lake gave me this cam!"

oh shit, too late, i confused EXTREMOMTNDUDE with EXTREME ALPINISM

1) the route is as long as Grandwall to Bellygood plus Upper Black Dyke plus a pitch. sounds like 14 pitches to me? 2) Grand Wall is 450m high. But this route starts lower than grand cause Dihedrals begin at a lower elevation. 14X30 = 420, the average pitch length is thus calculated to be slightly longer than a half rope length to make it up the wall.... 3) rather than establishing a pitch in the middle of wherever when you run out of rope is it not better to use a natural no hands rest or ledge? even if it means your pitch is only 30 or 40 m long? 4) if you want full rope stretchers PP maybe you could go to the mountains where simulclimbing may be required regularily between belays? i seem to recall Fern leading a number of 75m+ long pitches on Mt Athelstan a few years ago not testy just wondering new MY PITCH IS LONGER THAN YOURS FORUM 3)

I think the DMMs are one digit higher, so a 3 DMM is the same as a 2 Camalot. Could be wrong though. no you are right Jon, but a CAMALOT is not a Friend, DMM or Clog or HB!!!!!!!!

well get with the program and get a special plastic screw racking biner thingy then! orget some DMM notchless wiregate for racking stoppers! i mean really

look out. 2 of my friends died when i read that book

dont confuse mountaineering with Mountaineers or Mountaineering Freedom Of The Hillz with Extreme Alpinism should this go in the new EXTREEEEEME forum?

PP might want to go climb the route before he discusses the pitch lengths.

my limited experience with Trango Flexcams is that they walk at the drop of a hat

FYI see here

Japanese Alps.... Southern Alps in New Zealand..... Conrad Kain called the Rocky + Columbia Mts the Canadian Alps.... there is also a range of mountains on the Moon named the Alps. Lots of FA potential I bet. Oxygenless would be tough.

Pup Buttress is not above treeline but it's pretty alpine. Ditto Index pks I bet.