Dru

but dolph is in blade runner isnt he?

Beckey or Serl or whomever got the "last good classic unclimbed lines" I guess you are right: This thing must be choss or they would have climbed it by now.

dude, im glad you had your own tent on our last trip in order to keep that yellow lump far away from me

it was uphill on the way back and serl beat both of us by postholing straight up instead of following the trail

Some route names not edited or censored: Titties and Beer (and) Annie's Climax; Leavenworth Smell Of Fat Chick; Squamish This Ain't No Pussy Crack; Squamish

have any of you horse riders used a snaffle on your horse

you remind me of the skinny sheffield climbers slagging john dunne for being fat and still climbing harder than them

no horses = no

yer all jealous i can tell

You do cause you are STUCK in second place

I missed #14,000

well see who is left standing after beck fest where the beer flows fast and free

I said so and they believed me

You gotta distinguish between, "I don't get any older, but if you cut me, I bleed, and I can starve to death or get fried by radiation or whatever" immortality and the full on "Nothing in the world can harm or damage me in any way, I don't need air to breathe, food to eat, or water to drink, I do not age, I never die" type of godlike immortality. I'd prefer the latter but will take the former. Now what to do with the other two wishes?

The official slogan of the Jehovah's Witnesses is "THOUSANDS NOW ALIVE MAY NEVER DIE"

Robin Tivy, founder of bivouac.com, changed the suggested name for peak 7000 "The Vulva" to "The Vx" because he was trying to attract sponsorship money for the website and "did not want to offend the militant feminists at MEC" I thought part of feminism was empowering womens' sexuality, and how better to do that than by mentioning unmentionables?

bring back daisy and mikeadam

dwayner got banned

scarpa inferno if you have narrow feet. have a pair of usa size 9's i will sell you if interested, too narrow for my feet, worn twice.

i'd knock his fucking block into next week while he was still trying to come up with a "cowboy poetry" rhyme for whup ass i mean: Paul Piana and Todd Skinner are cowboys, and they are rap-bolters!!!!! wimpity wimp wimp

"open fire, here comes a western hero" - Neil Young

"Hell, you can tell how much America has declined - even cowboys can get laid now." - Hayduke in the Monkey Wrench Gang

ah hell, cowboys are such sissies, i could whip their ass any day of the week