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it has selma hayek - point in favor it has a neat method for rappelling down buildings using only handcuffs and a length of chain - point in favor it has johnny depp - point in favour but in general, it still sux.

fejas fell for a hippy myth

i can't believe some dumb ass moderator moved this 100% climbing related thread to Spray

the fuck, i thought babnik had taken over sisu soumi's body there for a minnit

giddyap

back to the original topic, wasn't one of the village people a cowboy? yippy yippy yi yippy yo yo yo

High protein clothing.

ooooh yeahhhh rutger least i didnt confuse him with jp van damme!

news story

but dolph is in blade runner isnt he?

Beckey or Serl or whomever got the "last good classic unclimbed lines" I guess you are right: This thing must be choss or they would have climbed it by now.

dude, im glad you had your own tent on our last trip in order to keep that yellow lump far away from me

it was uphill on the way back and serl beat both of us by postholing straight up instead of following the trail

Some route names not edited or censored: Titties and Beer (and) Annie's Climax; Leavenworth Smell Of Fat Chick; Squamish This Ain't No Pussy Crack; Squamish

have any of you horse riders used a snaffle on your horse

you remind me of the skinny sheffield climbers slagging john dunne for being fat and still climbing harder than them

no horses = no

yer all jealous i can tell

You do cause you are STUCK in second place

I missed #14,000

well see who is left standing after beck fest where the beer flows fast and free

I said so and they believed me

You gotta distinguish between, "I don't get any older, but if you cut me, I bleed, and I can starve to death or get fried by radiation or whatever" immortality and the full on "Nothing in the world can harm or damage me in any way, I don't need air to breathe, food to eat, or water to drink, I do not age, I never die" type of godlike immortality. I'd prefer the latter but will take the former. Now what to do with the other two wishes?