Listen Gowans, when your mother had you, that wasn't a C-section - it was them making the incision for the colostomy. You sir, are a sad fecal impaction masquerading as a worthless puddle of vomit. I'd call you a necrophiliac but I heard the sheep was still alive when you lifted your kilt. It must have been pretty surprised - I bet it thought it was getting ramrodded by a bubonic pustule.
Incidentally - this armchair revolutionary shit just don't fly. You are just a pasty white college boy with a fat gut and cryptorchidal testicles trying to make out like Che Guevara. More like Michael Moore but without his bankroll. When the REAL revolution comes tossers like you will be shot (if you're lucky - if not they'll use the starving rats) as an example to the trustafarians to smarten up and cut their hair.