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more accurately, don't trip over a crampon. an easy thing to do... i've taken 100m sliding falls when i caught a point in my other leg, fortunate enough to self arest before going over a cliff edge.

hint hint... snoboy does not live in a State except maybe the State of permanent relaxation

especially if your name is saruman or you are wearing an orc'teryx harness

i really like the irbis screws for summer glacial travel and other "the screws stay in the pack 99% of the time" pursuits. if you probably aren't going to use it anyway you might as well take the lightest one avalable. also when soloing alpine ice in the late summer and fall it's nice to have one or two lightweight screws on your harness in case you have to stop unexpectedly ie. one of your crampons falls off or you get hit by a rock. trying to fix crampon or apply a band-aid to a bleeding gash on your arm while you are solo and balanced on one pair of front points on a 50 degree ice slope can be kinda challenging.

sissies you should be drinking beer afterwards not frou frou enhanced sugar water and I mean REAL beer (stout) not pansy ass PBR piss-coloured soap suds

Speaking of things washing into things around 30, 000 tonnes of dirt washed into downtown Kelowna in a post-fire Mudslide in October

Throwing oxygen bottle shocker!

that's the one. i think charlie hunter is overrated. the only track of his i've ever liked is the cover of come as you are.

Actually Cobra is so 5 minutes ago. BLUE LASER is the hot villain nowadays.

The deadline is end of the month. Post as many pictures as you can!

Cypress Hill "Till Death Do Us Part" Dilated Peoples "Neighbourhood Watch" and DJ Logic w/ Project Logic new jazz disc I can't remember the name of. oh and the DJ Dangermouse JayZ/Beatles Gray Album still.

and of course

you can buy a pair of ski goggles with battery powered windshield wipers on them too

i think we should have an annabelle-impersonator contest. sort of like elvis. submit your photo here. winner in each category will win a super mystery prize! the categories are 1) girls and 2) trannies and guys

To all the whiny noddders and otters: STEAKSAUSAGE? OH MY GOD!

if you have an adjustable fifi you dont need adjustable aiders or adjustable daisies either, hint hint!

i can only count 5 real ppl there what does off white know that i don't?

if you are free climbing you will want to throw in a knife because administring euthanasia with a #4 camalot can be tiresome. if in the alpine you will have an ice axe which should do the trick, and if aid climbing you will have a piton hammer, ditto. bouldering you need to smother the victim with your chalk bucket or something.

cpt. caveman isnt banned. he resigned out of protest

i saw Van Helsing last night. it does for horror movies what Fifth Element did to sci fi unintentional comedy

wtf is up with the heavy duty belay gloves? mrs. emily post's guide to belay ettiquite?

dude swallow a couple vermiculite slugs if you need to plug yourself up

teal LYCRA!!! and euro-cut in the crotch no doubt