Dru

colin dionne would say the grand wall was 4th class choss if he had tried it and had to bail.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

"After I get this bowline figured out I'm gonna onsight Churning!"

Hell-O! An altimeter can be set to read WHATEVER ELEVATION YOU WANT IT TO READ!!!!!!!!!

Are "white trash" a minority?

Naw that's bullshit foraker, the "junk DNA" is actually epigenetic.

Is that a red Action Suit? like the real hardmen wear?

if a spider bites you, does that mean it mistook you for a bug?

helter skelter

That's so old skool trad, DFA!

And here's a snaffle for you

Happy pagebottom, snugtop!

not so big, but oh so happy. is she is daughter, his wife, his mother or all three?

"Sensory Exotica: A World Beyond Human Experience", Howard C. Hughes. "Monsters of the Deep", Richard Ellis "The Book of the New Sun", Gene Wolfe "Foucault's Pendulum", Umberto Eco "A Soldier of the Great War", Mark Helprin "Space is the Place: The Lives and Times of Sun Ra", John F. Szwed "Mount Analogue", Rene Daumal "Quantum Psychology", Robert Anton Wilson "Nadja", Andre Breton "Last Call", Tim Powers. Now you'll know what it means when someone tells you they are going to "assume the Flamingo". "Annals of Klepsis", R.A. Lafferty. It's about pirates! ARRRR!

saying " I told you so" would be superfluous.

Plted would rust out at Squamish in about 10 years. If you are bolting in a Squamish-like environment, use only SS bolts and hangers and it is best to match supplier of bolt with supplier of hanger to avoid galvanic corrosion. IE use a Fixe hanger on a Fixe bolt because they are made of the same grade of SS.

bobcat and lynx don't overlap in range all that much. its really, really hard to mistake either one for a cougar. it'd be like mistaking a daschund for a wolf.

How about one that says "I made the first non-Layton ascent of Back of Beyond Buttress and all I got was this stupid T-shirt" with the lettering tilted at 45 degrees?

"What went through your head while you were falling?" Well, when I landed on my noggin, it was my helmet and a large pointed rock that went through my head...

will drinking coffee stave off dehydration?

Daisy dukes!

Whatever happened to Skytrain Surfing?

I think it's kinda red.

When I pump, it flows.