Dru

probably right where they wanted to build the golf course

It's Weekly Bath Time HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper accordingto lights and darks.2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husbandalong the way, cover up any exposed areas.3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note - mustdo more sit-ups.4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.7. Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner enhanced withnatural avocado oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes untilred.9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.10. Rinse conditioner off hair (you must make sure that it has all comeoff).11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide toget it waxed instead.12. Scream loudly when your husband flushed the toilet and you lose thewater pressure.13. Turn off the shower.14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wraphair in super absorbent second towel.16. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit, tweeze hairs.17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.18. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areasand then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave themin a pile.2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shakewiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut tosee if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirrorand scratch your ass.4. Get in the shower.5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).6. Wash your face.7. Wash your armpits.8. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.9. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.10. Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.12. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.14. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.15. Pee (in the shower).16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on thefloor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.17. Partially dry off.18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, admire wiener sizeagain.19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.20. Leave bathroom fan and light on.21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass yourwife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo"sound again. outtrasking trask!

blow up the mountain and move muir hut to jamaica... legalize it... whatever happened to smoky mcpot anyways, Z?

Just it wished to say that " you inhale " the individuals that smoke in the hut of the trepadores Saturday. I (this one is my opinion, and mine only) thinks that experience was very desconsiderado to ruin each one another one in such day to fill the hut of smoke of the crucible. I really enjoyed seating to me outside in the cold whereas you obtained your ignited furrow. True elegant people. I bet that he is great to be hummed for above in 10.000 feet. I watch outside towards for the paradise and the glacier of Nisqually in his way down ** Time-out ** to know I probable to be able to close of blow in this subject since I to be safe one great using amount in this card to be potheads, etc, (only one assumption since to be there much to thread class) but I to so have never to be pissed in 10.000 foot.

Just wanted to say "uckyou " to the guys smoking in the climbers hut man saturday. i (this is my Meinung, and Bergwerk only) think IT was very inconsiderate to ruin everyone else' s Erfahrung man such hab day to fill the hut with Topf smoke. i really enjoyed sitting outside in the cold while you got your groove man. Real smart folks. i bet it' s great to Be buzzed up at 10,000 feet. Watch out for the paradise & nisqually Gletscher man your way down. Soeben wollte sagen, daß "Sie" an den Typen saugen, die in der Hütte kletternd des Samstages rauchen. i (es ist meine Ansicht und an mir nur), denken, daß es sehr unüberlegt war, jeder eine Erfahrung von anderer zu ruinieren ein solcher Tag, um Hütte des Topfrauches zu füllen. Ich habe wirklich Vergnügen gehabt, mich draußen in der Kälte zu setzen, während Sie Ihre Rille in Funktion erhielten. Wahre schlaue Leute. Ich habe gewettet, daß es groß ist, nach oben zu 10.000 Fuß bourdonné. Beobachten Sie draußen für das Paradies und den Gletscher von Nisqually auf Ihrem Weg nach unten. Ich weiß ich erhalten wahrscheinlich gehnallt zu diesem Thema, da ich sicher bin, daß eine große Quantität Benutzer auf diesem Brett potheads sind, usw..., (nur eine Forderung, da es viele Zündungen des Sortierens gibt) aber ich war nie so zu 10.000 Fuß pissed.Plus I know this post will get Eisfuhrnein apart since you must defend your right to enjohl "DAS kine" [ 03-07-2002: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by chucK: Hey! All you dorks who feel the need to look down upon people, those of you who need to feel different in order to be loved, this missive is sent to help you feel better about your condescending selves. I have a North Face pack, fleece and sleeping bag.I have pants from Eddie Bauer.I have a bunch of Nike T-shirts.I wear Patagonia long underwear.I don't cover up any of the brand names.I am an REI member with a 200+$ dividend.I drive a Honda Accord.I have a wife and 2 kids.I eat fairly regularly at McDonalds.I eat meat and also processed cheese food.I like Led Zeppelin.I wear tape when crack climbing.I bought a Climbing mag the other day.I watched the Super Bowl, and am a baseball fan.EEEEE-CHEEE-ROW!!! I submit myself to be subject to your cooler-than-thou-scorn. Have a nice day! Tape is aid.

quote: Originally posted by David Parker: Awh, geez! I thought hiding da stash in my gun barrel was a good place! Maybe not? No, you should get some Indonesian wooden box carved with grinning skulls and teddy bears and put it in that. I mean, if you had to shoot quickly and you couldnt get your stash out, it would look pretty dumb, right. Course the guy you shot would get wasted [ 03-07-2002: Message edited by: Dru ]

i dont remember what SPG is anymore oh wait... "Six Pack of Guinness" [ 03-07-2002: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by Heinouscling: Dru, we all know how you like to bury your face in a hairy chest. Everything in your last sentence is true except the word chest.

zero tolerance dont ever take the stuff into the states. leave your guns at home too! us canucks take ythat more seriously than a little bitty sack o bud too.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: 50 people online... 1 person posting... 49 people reading & lurking... you PARASITES! That's it I'm so bored I'm gonna do some work now! DEJA VU!!!!!

What is peak 101 then? sounds like a Mounties basic course

quote: Originally posted by Nelly: speculation has it that Henry Barber was his partner on that epic. It definitely was Barber and the reason the name is not used is because the two now hate each other so much they will not speak to each other, is what I heard. Cause he left Taylor, went down the mtn, called for help, then took-off back to the States. Like "Oh, you're injured, well, Im not going to wait to see if you get better in the hospital cause I have lectures to give!" Or so I read in Climbing Mag and a Bruce Fairley essay in a 1980's CAJ.

Really! Check out Bubbas story. http://www.gravsports.com/Gadfly%20Pages/barry_blanchard_whips_ice_climbi.htm

quote: Originally posted by specialed: Yeah we snagged one of the first shipment to the bookstore in Golden. The new guide's rad, its got so much more shit including all the route's I won't ever do like M-16 and Reality Bath. Dru: had a bluebird day driving by Chilliwack. Those Skagit Mts. are pretty cool. Looks like there would be some ice up Hwy. 5 if it was ever cold enough eh? Two words. BOX CANYON. see the Feb 20th posting on casbc.bivouac.com. Also some minor ice flows under the NF of Needle Peak.

Lets make a list of CC.COM'S 100 HIGHEST 1) AlpineK2) Smokey McPot3) Erik4) ... 52) Dru ... 99) Dan Larson100) Scott'teryx ?? [ 03-07-2002: Message edited by: Dru ]

uh oh suspicious Russian technology.... they make those gremlins outta titanium from the missile nose cones eh...

who is that behind her arm there... Jimi, or Largo just about to do a 1-day trip up the Nose?

quote: Originally posted by Stefan: On my way back to Highway 20 after climbing the NE Buttress of Goode here is what my partner and I saw on the trail about 7 miles from the road. It was about 85 degrees out. A 35 year old man wearing a full on Scottish sweater and jeans. He is hauling 2 suitcases. He drops them next to two other suitcases. All the suitcases have rollers on them. In his stash of gear he has a full navy sized duffle bag, several garbage bags full of something I don’t know, a footlocker, and a 5 gallon water jug full of water. No backpack. No horse. The guy has nobody with him. We get to talking to him and he says he is walking to Leavenworth. It has taken him 3-4 days to walk the 7 miles he has gone from Highway 20. It takes him 5 trips back and forth to bring all his gear forward along the trail, and he does it in increments of one mile. I found out the NPS interviewed him when he got to the Stehekin road. They were very suspicious of him and looked through his stuff. He had no drugs and all the stuff he was carrying was his worldly possessions and he was just on a summer romp through the woods. I talked to someone else that saw this same guy. What he REALLY needed was what this guy once came into Arc't***x (a famous pack and clothing maker) and tried to order. "What's the biggest pack you have?""This one" (points at 100 liter pack)"No... too small.""Sir, this pack carries 100L and the top collar can be extended.""I'm looking for something bigger. Maybe about 200L." "That seems very large, sir.""Well, I'm walking across Canada and I want to be able to carry all my clothes and so on. I like to take a lot of stuff.""I'm sorry sir, not only do we not only not make packs that big, but NO ONE ELSE DOES EITHER!" " Huh. Well, then... I've got this 165L hockey bag, do you think you could sew a pack suspension onto it for me?"

quote: Originally posted by willstrickland: Damn, that guy spent all that time looking when he could have just called up Spielberg and Lucas. Everyone knows that 'ol Sasquatch played Chewbacca. Guy was spotlighting deer when he shoulda been hangin on the Millenium Falcon with Han and Leah... WTF... Sasquatch is not Chewbacca... Sasquatch crush 6 Million Dollar Man and turn on Farrah's major faucets!

quote: Originally posted by Lambone: Soap Oprea!!!HAHAHA...yeah like I heard that blahblah changed a hold on blahblah's route and now they are out for blood. There is this whole ego struggle between the 6am yoga crowd and the after work crowd...and I hear the employes are about to start locking costomers in for the night if they are not off the wall by 9:55!! If you Soap Oprah, be extra careful around the navel as it is there most climber come off

quote: Originally posted by willstrickland: You assume that "brother" Dwayner is male, how'd you get that confirmation? Nevermind, I don't wanna know so if Dwayner was womanit would be somewhere in the gang-tripod-o-rama-fest zone.

quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: Chepe posted here recently too. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............

quote: Originally posted by Sparky: Da Kine, herb, bud, Mary Jane, the devils weed, hop,etc. It's all 'cuz I started back in the '20s. www.erowid.org http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=12393