Charlie Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 Alright, I'm back- actually had to do some work. Trask- lick the skid marks out of my climbing undies (brown to the back yellow up front) Muffdiver- I appreciate your hostility, if you would like to engage in an exchange of insults, I'm game. I just don't want to start a cyber flirt session- unlike some of your groupies, I actually enjoy the company of women in person. So, here goes- I had a hard time figuring out who you actually were, you have so many nicknames- 'pin cushion', 'tijjauna Tonya, donkey extrordinair', 'jawbone', 'Sanpaper Sally'...etc. you are so ugly, I had to put a bag on MY head, you are so ugly- you should just walk around on your hands- maybe then you'd pass as a girl with an afro and bad breath.....sorry- ok, you're up- Quote
freeclimb9 Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 Felch a guinea-pig, trash. I'll stick to fantasies of playing tennis with Maria Sharapova. Quote
sk Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 nice! verry well done but realy, but I don't date fat boys who can't climb anyway I met a woman once, up in washington... she said she knew you and that you were a 20 second fuck.... so in person I guess you arn't anymore fun than you are on line your turn buddy Quote
allthumbs Posted January 14, 2003 Author Posted January 14, 2003 UpChuck, Whatcha mean work Jackson? Doncha mean you had to do the interview with Danno concerning the sexual harrassment suit your coworker Bob filed against ya? Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 Trask, why don't you scrape the dried spunk off your face and leave the house once in a while, you two-bit manwhore? Quote
allthumbs Posted January 14, 2003 Author Posted January 14, 2003 STFU you Portland piece of semen snot. Quote
allthumbs Posted January 14, 2003 Author Posted January 14, 2003 Well, I hear the whistle blowing ... it's quittin time. Y'all can eat shit and die! Quote
Charlie Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 20 seconds!!? That must have been a good day..the only way I lasted that LONG is because I thought of you (I was lucky to even keep it up after that). Quote
sk Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 yeah I have that effect on alot of men take it easy Quote
eric8 Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 when i looked at the title i thought it was going to be about how yesterday people were actually talking about climbing Most of it was just who was up at chair on saturday but there was talk about ny gulley so forth. Today back to nothin but spray. Quote
sk Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 if you don't like spray stay out of spray... seems easy enough to me. Quote
freeclimb9 Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 something like a donkey punch to your expectations? that's gonna leave a mark. Quote
catbirdseat Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 We used to have fuckin' knock down slugfests and killer bitch sessions. Now it's all nice and crap. I miss the way it was in 2001. Any REAL sprayers left around here, or have your women gotcha sucking tit? In order to have Spray you got to have a difference of opionion about something that matters, like whether smoking weed in Muir Hut is a good or bad thing. Nobody has been doing anything interesting these days, or if they are, they aren't writing. Just trading insults back and forth is boring, because there is no conviction behind it. No belief. Where are the arguments? I'm not sure why it is that the sport climbers and the trad climbers are so fond of sniping at each other, but it has been fertile ground for Spray in the past. Now they are being nice to one another for some reason. Sport climbers: don't you realize trad climbers stink because they go days without a shower. Trad climbers: remember that sport climbers are pussies because they are averse to risk and the expenditure of effort to reach their favorite climbing destination. We're having an outbreak of civility. Why even the snowboarders and skiers are starting to show respect for one another. What is this world coming to? We need to end this bad habit of seeing issues from both sides! Come on everybody. Put those blinders on. Think one-sided. Use unfair arguments. Polarize. Dehumanize. Remember, there is no human being behind the avatar. They are just some sort of primative primate species that doesn't deserve your respect. Remember to put down your fellow CC.comer, you have to lump him/her into that category called the Enemy. You must not just insult him, you must make the the rest of the world lose respect for him. Until then your mission has not been fulfilled. Quote
allthumbs Posted January 14, 2003 Author Posted January 14, 2003 You hit the nail on the head with every point Catturd. Quote
snoboy Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 We're having an outbreak of civility. Why even the snowboarders and skiers are starting to show respect for one another. What is this world coming to? Yeah, but AT still blows chunks!!! Quote
Greg_W Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 Sport climbers are bolt clipping, hangdogging, goat fuckers. Quote
snoboy Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 Sport climbers are bolt clipping, hangdogging, goat fuckers. Give 'em a break Greg. They are not that bad, they're just wimps! They can't hack the trad game. Quote
allthumbs Posted January 14, 2003 Author Posted January 14, 2003 Hey Matt, I'm digging up a nice juicy political thread for you to argue about. I expect some thoughtful input from you son. Don't disappoint me now, ya hear? Quote
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