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Looking for last minute ideas for that flamboyant, Euro-styled bolt clipper on your list? Here's a little something that is certain to add panache to his favorite redpoint costume: the Bedazzler!

 

 

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That's right, with the Bedazzler, he can attach little rhinestones and gems to his lycra and Verve wear! Imagine what a splash he'll make! Imagine the look in his eyes when he opens this Christmas Morn'! He'll be so ecstatic, your climbing partner might just become your partner.

 

I've included an image that gives you an idea of the possibilities.

 

 

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Or how about:

 

* The Metolius or Franklin laser pointers-- For beta-ing your buddies through their "pseudo flashes" from the comfort of the ground. (These are starting to pop up at smith.)

 

 

 

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You hook that laser thingy up to a higher voltage source and you can offer that trendy scarification body mod and bloodless piercing on site at the crags, more profitable than dirtbag resole work from what I understand.

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I am not kidding. It's either Metolius or Franklin that is selling them.

 

The things are also wildly popular with my students. They like to point em' in each other's eyes. cool.gif

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Metolius Redpoint Laser.

 

No longer do you have to shout out beta like "Put your left hand on the jug" to that bumbly you are spewing beta at. Now with the redpoint laser you just say "Put this hand on this hold "

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My bouldering buddies and I have about 12 of these between us. It's really fun to head out to my garage wall, turn down the lights and then get all of the laser pointers going at once, gyrating to the syncopated rhythms of Fun Boy Three. You should see the effect of the laser show on my sequin-"bedazzled" hemp bouldering thong!

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Hey, here's a novel idea:

 

If you don't like sport climbing, don't do it.

 

I hate what snowboards do to the ski hill, but they have as much right to it as I do. Ranting endlessly about a sport and/or its associated culture that you don't care for is very tiresome! hellno3d.gif

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Allison, Allison, Allison. You cry foul when attacked, but you inflame people with your opinions sometimes. Now if someone tells you to STFU, especially concerning your last post, you must just suck it up like a good lass and not go crying for your moderator buddies to save your ass. I think you'll find that you don't have carte blanche protection like you brag that you do. grin.gifbigdrink.gif

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allison....STFU! wink.gif we rarely bitch about your ramblings about your 'insurance' and those 'damn conservatives' shit doesn't just fly in one direction... so dont be suprised when the shit you threw hits ya in the face... have a nice day and drink a guiness bigdrink.gif

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Ranting endlessly about a sport and/or its associated culture that you don't care for is very tiresome!

 

'Bout the only culture I've seen at the sport cliffs would be the science projects growing in the furry armpits of some of the more liberal belay bunnies. Allison, you don't need to take it personally. I'm not attacking anybody, just having a little fun. And I'm not poking fun at you, just your people.

 

BTW, you weren't planning on getting a Bedazzler for you-know-who, were you? ooo.gif

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then cover the sheath of your rope in glow-in-the-dark paint...this, with the 'bedazzled' lycra, the disco ball, lasers and gold draws would be great... i think we all should work for the REI marketing dept. we could make it happen...you could even have 'cosmic-climbing' at the local gyms (similar to cosmic bowling)...whatdya think?

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when i whipped out my black light my frosh year at univ. my roomie thought i was 'old school' haha... yeah it is funny that i am almost antiquated at the ripeol' age of 21! cantfocus.gif

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"I'm not attacking anybody, just having a little fun. And I'm not poking fun at you, just your people."

 

Hey---you know the word 'gullible' is not in the dictionary, right? hahaha.gif Really, while I'm not a big fan of personal attacks on anyone, least of all me, ya really think I'm that thin-skinned? I was just goofin'!! rockband.gif

 

(though I do hate what snowboarders do to the ski hill) madgo_ron.gif

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Metolius Redpoint Laser.

No longer do you have to shout out beta like "Put your left hand on the jug" to that bumbly you are spewing beta at. Now with the redpoint laser you just say "Put this hand on this hold "

 

As if GregW needed further justification for a laser-scope for his rifles! I can see the look of horror on the faces of gapers-passing-by as Greg points his laser-scope equipped rifle at his climbing partner during a typical redpoint ascent...

 

GregW: "Reach for this hold with this hand."

 

Partner: "What if I can't reach it?"

 

GregW: "Do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya?"

 

Partner: "I can't reach it!!!"

 

GregW: "Hold on! Let me just go ahead and shoot you a nice little two-finger pocket intermediate hold, then... Put your hand where you want it..."

 

Partner: "No, no, no!!!"

 

GregW: "OK, right there it is..."

 

Partner: "Nooooo! That's my only hold."

 

GregW: Gun fires. Shot echoes through canyon...

 

Partner: "Aaaaaahhh! OK, thanks. Climbing!!!"

 

GregW: "Climb on! Now put this foot over to this ledge..."

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