Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Now what do you make of this jive? ******************************************** International Driver's License Need a new driver's license? Too many points or other trouble? Want a license that can never be suspended or revoked? Want an ID for nightclubs or hotel check-in? Avoid tickets, fines, and mandatory driver's education. Protect your privacy and protect your identity. ...TIME TO CALL 1-603-629-4880 ... The United Nations gave you the privilege to drive freely throughout the world! (Convention on International Road Traffic 1949 and World Court Decision, The Hague, Netherlands, January 21, 1958) Take advantage of your rights. Order a valid International Driver's License that can never be suspended or revoked. Confidentiality assured. No one is turned down. We are awaiting your call today!. CALL 1-603-629-4880 Call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, including Sundays and holidays. If you don't call - we can't help you. If your phone is currently tied up, please print this page now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Once they give you the driver's license they try and sell you the Pont Neuf in gay Paris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 SPAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 looks like a bunch of hooey to me... but then what do I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 that's kind of like buying one of those international student id cards. might not ever get taken away from you even if you're not a student, but it won't get you into the husky games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 get one dfa, and report back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 I got one of those (international Student ID) and it was only valid for 1 year, it said that right on it. But I diodnt get it thru no spam email I got it from the student union building travel agency. And I had to show a current registration and about 5 pieces of ID before they would shell out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 You can get an "international drivers licence" for free(?) at BCAA, or AAA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 19, 2002 Author Share Posted December 19, 2002 Hmm ... strangely enough, the UN doesn't mention anything about a driver's license on their website. Imagine that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Hmm ... strangely enough, the UN doesn't mention anything about a driver's license on their website. Imagine that! Thats funny, cuz you're not allowed to fly a black helicopter without one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 get one dfa, and report back Exactly. I demand you buy one right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 20, 2002 Author Share Posted December 20, 2002 (edited) What are you doing with that kind of insider information, Off White? You wouldn't happen to be a 33-and-a-third-degree Freemason with direct contact with the Grey Men as well, now would you? Let's see, if we assign a number to each letter in your name given its position in the alphabet like so: O=15 f=6 f=6 W=23 h=8 i=9 t=20 e=5 And then take 15-(6+6), we get 3, then 23-(8+9)+(20/5)=10, then add the two sums together, we get 13, a number of great significance to the Masons! That means you ARE an occult Mason devil-worshiper! The end times are upon us! Edited December 20, 2002 by Dr_Flash_Amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PullinFool Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 yeah, but you have to be old enough to get a REGULAR driver's license, so that could be a problem, at least judging by the spray... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 go pull yur tool, fool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PullinFool Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Good one, Trask. heh-heh-heh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 I consider all that email of top importance. All my Nigerian bankers agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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