johnny_destiny Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 I fucking relapsed and went on a god damn drug-alcohol bender of all time. I'm fucking hung over like a big dog but I just got to get this off my chest before I puke. After reading these threads tonight all I have to say is Dr. Flash Amazing is a skum sucking, pig headed, meany mouthed mother fucker that needs his fucking ass drug thru the dung fields of Eastern Africia and then tied down over a fucking ant hill. I personally would love to inject the venom of a puff adder into this body in diluted amounts so that I could watch the blackening of the injected areas s-l-o-w-l-y work their magic. You suck DFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 WTF? Is this DFA's self-loathing avatar, reserved for when he veers off-course? And where the hell is Africia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_destiny Posted December 11, 2002 Author Share Posted December 11, 2002 When you are drunk and high who uses spell check. Wow, after reading that I wasn't as pissed a DFA as I am usually. I'm hung over big time and need to do something about this. Maybe I should yell at DFA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 johnny destiny man of wisdom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Easy does it there Johnny - one step at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Why not just get "I am jealous of everything that Dr. Flash Amazing is, and it makes me feel pathetic, inadequate, and kind of aroused" tattooed across your forehead? 'Cause really, it's plain as pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skisports Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Can't we just all get along Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Can't we just all get along  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 leads to leads to , and then , no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolt_clipper Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 LMAO Actually, sounds like druggy-boy has been listening to too much hardcore punk. He needs therapy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Which one, Dr. False Amazing or Johnny Destiny? At least JD called it like it was and not like DFA aka"rope choker". Personally everything that comes out of DFA sounds like the bull on the farm that was posted not so long ago. To who ever posted: why can't we just all get along. This would be nice but then we have to be like each other and what a boring piece of shit this world would be then. Conflict makes man more inventive as some smart German once said. Just think about all the tools of mass distruction and not so mass distruction that have been made and put to good use after the fact. I know that this will draw fire but its true. If anyone cares to deny it then they are a fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Still working off that inferiority complex, eh, Sisu? Keep at it, fella! Perhaps a New Year's resolution: "This year I will accept the fact that I will never be on par with Dr. Flash Amazing, and I will be happy with who I am!" Repeat as often as necessary to stave off suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolt_clipper Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 JD, definitely. He sounds like he needs a drug rehab/mental ward center ASAP. And if we could all get along then the world would be extremely boring. Lets spew, spray, and slander some more. Come on, lets have some ACTION. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 (edited) You'd be angry too if you'd recently run over yourself with your own car, causing considerable injuries. That'd be enough to give me a pretty big inferiority complex!! Â (I am hiding under my desk now in preparation for the onslaught) Edited December 12, 2002 by allison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Weird weather huh? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoker Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Very weird weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Ella Fitzgerald, anyone?  *ahem*  The snow is snowing The wind is blowing But I can weather the storm What do I care How much it may storm I’ve got my love to keep warm I can’t remember A worse December Just watch those icicles form What do I care If icicles form I’ve got my love to keep me warm Off with my overcoat Off with my glove I need no overcoat I’m burning with love My heart’s on fire The flame grows higher So I will weather the storm What do I care How much it may storm I got my love to keep me warm  Yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemon Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Hmph. I always thought that was Billie Holliday. So much for my blues knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 DFA, I'm sitting here with a Bailey's and coffee and listening to cyber Ella. Not too shabby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Actually, in his quest for the lyrics on google, DFA discovered it was written by Irving Berlin. But anyway, Billie and Ella both performed a few of the same songs, and, as far as DFA knows, neither of them wrote any. Â In any case, you can't go too wrong with either of them, unless they're backed by those damn sappy string arrangements. Big bands, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Are you really, Trask? Good for you. Miss Ella knows how to swing that shit! And you're a lucky bastard sipping booze already. T minus three hours to free liquor at the Outward Bound holiday soiree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 I can't end my day without saying that Dr. Flash Amazing is a dickhead toolsucker. Kiss my ass , buttmunch. Â Whew, I feel better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Baileys and blaze on a wet, windy day...niiiiice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 What's your problem, brah? You got something against Ella Fitz-G? You been quite the venter of vitriol lately, dude; where's the holiday spirit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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