freeclimb9 Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 (edited) It seems to me that the political rhetoric of the past months has been a ripe field for the harvest of new route names. A few examples: The --blank-- of Mass Destruction (blank=crack, roof, face, etc.) Islamization Suicide Bomber Got any other ideas for route names? (BTW, I only did one new route this last year, and named it "Neurogenesis". Uh, I take that back. I did another: "Owl Crack".). Edited December 5, 2002 by freeclimb9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Material Breach ____ of Terror No Fly Zone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolt_clipper Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 LMAO. I know I have a Bosch in my closet somewhere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 A nasty offwidth called 'Axis of Evil'. Once you're in the Axis of Evil, it'll take lots of whimpering and pleading to get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forrest_m Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 saudi peace proposal - looks like a nice, straightforward route from below but turns out to be really devious and intricate, with hidden holds that make it practically impossible to implement, i mean onsight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Straight Outta Texas Shadow Government BunkerBuster Howl of the Bomb Sniffing Dog Cheney's Jowls of Doom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Osama's Cave Route Trad Jihad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forrest_m Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 shadow cabinet undisclosed location bombs over bali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Kentucky Fried Penguin 5.9+(Logan Canyon,Utah) Float like a butterfly, land like a tomato(Willoughby) Finger locks or cedar box(The Gunks) Make Haste Or Tomato Paste(The Gunks) One Blunder And It's Six Feet Under(The Gunks) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Pistols for Pilots (We'll have to Check that) Crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forrest_m Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 military tribunal - it's a very serious route, but you can't see the anchors from below, so noone knows what happened to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted December 5, 2002 Author Share Posted December 5, 2002 LMAO over some of these. More? praise Allah and pass the ammunition Party like you're Kim Jong Il Nipple clamps under the Burqa Donkey punch bin Laden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Teleprompter Though this route has relatively easy moves, it's nearly impossible to do without running beta - even then, you might still screw it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Rumsfeld's Nubbins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 some of these are so great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 LMAO Iain, rumsfeld's nubbin's, that one DESERVES immortality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Stingers, the Koran, and Yellow aliens .11c finger crack Revenge of the Florida Voters! a route with sucker chalk to nowhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forrest_m Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 UN Resolution - another tough onsight, this one takes most people at least 14 tries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Weapons Inspector - No one is sure about the exact route, where the start is or where it finishes; route-finding is extremely hazardous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 (edited) Misunderestimization - right next to Teleprompter Edited December 6, 2002 by iain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 The Right To Arm Bears This is the route to do if you fail to make it to the chains on Homeland Security. Media Spin Though the guidebook description for this route is somewhat vague and incomplete, it does tell you want you want to hear. Praying To The Wrong God You will hate this route, and it will hate you back. Oldschool, so be prepared for runout sections! Nuclear Threat to BioHazard Linkup Inspect the bolts of this route carefully, if you can find them. And for your own safety, try not to ingest the chalk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 They could rename Barbeque the Pope to Anthrax Americana with all the chalk on that thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Yank It, Crank it, Spank it, Mama Premature Ejaculation Spanky's Quest for the Nectar Hole Pissing on a friend Pissing into the wind Cheesy Nob Licker Wanker In A Whirlwind Hide The Salami Inflatey Katey Depleted Gonad Circumference Party In Your Pants Jesus Christ on a Bicyle Wall Heat seaking moisture missle Butterfingers make me horny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Perhaps a "Homeland Security Crag" with routes named after the color-codes for the various levels of danger? ANWR - all drilled pockets, natch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Turban Tickler - tough dyno crux through the robot-plane missiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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