Where is the Outrage? part II.

[iain]

*I reserve the right to jump back into the conversation if one of you pisses me off.

That didn't take long!

That's survival, not fear

 

<goat_speak>but isn't fear our primal mechanism for survival?</goat_speak>

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

And of course, they lovingly express their preference for dryness by spastically windmilling all of their clawed appendages in different directions at once. An animal best left filthy, or better yet, outside.

[iain]

Muffy I've never seen a cat that likes water besides some lions and stuff. I've got scars. The funniest thin I've seen is the vet's cat straightjacket, which basically makes a football-sized tube with a howling cat head at the top.

[sk]

cats are by and large verry clean and festidious, there are of course excetions

[Jim]

Live, be scared, consume, be silent, die.

[E-rock]

GregW, I don't who you've been talking to but I've tried to butt-hump every one of my partners this year in a great variety of beautiful alpine settings. What can I say, I am a hopeless romantic.

[sk]

my cat doesn't actualy like to get wet so much as he plays with the idea... he sits on the edge of the bath tub and bats at the water... he is verry strage. He lives primarily in the bathroom.

[Greg_W]

there are of course excetions

 

This is what I love about Muffy's spelling errors: is the above quote supposed to say "exceptions" or "excretions"?

[E-rock]

Muffy did you mean excretions or exceptions? Personally I think excretions is more to the point.

[Greg_W]

E-Rock, apparently the people I talk to enjoy that. They didn't tell me that part.

[E-rock]

Oops greg beat me to it

[sk]

LMAO

 

exceptions

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Mr. & Mrs. DFA were briefly the owners of a cat who was fascinated at least by running water. George would just sit there on the bathroom counter and stare at the water running out of the faucet, and bat at it occasionally, or stick his nose in it. He got to be so interested in the faucet that he managed to turn it on a couple times, as it was the type that's operated by a lever. Unfortunately, George also had the bad habit of pissing on the furniture.

[Greg_W]

He was just expressing himself, DFA. As a good liberal, shouldn't you embrace diversity wherever you find it?

[thelawgoddess]

that IS funny!!!

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Well, sure. The Doctor embraces all diversity, except for diversity he disagrees with. Like republican cat apologists, for one ...

[sk]

tooo bad a bout the kitty emotional problems... he probably felt verry misunderstood

 

we have been lucky with cats,,, they are all 3 strange, but no potty all over the house problems... that would make me SOOOOOOOO

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Actually, the Amazing family had to pass a couple of kittens on to the Mrs' parents, as they also had an affinity for shitting here and there about the house. Like on the new couch , on the white carpet , and behind the computer all over the cables , among other locales. Who'd have thought such cute little units could output so much dookie?

[E-rock]

Cat piss smell is like cockroach infestation, once you got it you can't get rid of it. Believe me I live with both.

[iain]

only problems with my cats were bringing home trophy worms for us, kindof like the lioness bringing a wildebeest to her cubs, but a little more pathetic.

[texplorer]

Cats = human parasites

Dogs + Humans = symbiotic relationship (or the strange dogboy as seen on in the Natl Enquirer)

[allthumbs]

I have one cat that's a mouser. She's in the house 1/2 the time but shits outside. I don't like cats. One screw up and she's headed for the Chinese restaurant.

[sk]

better than baby bunnies (seriously the cat I had when I was a kid did this)

[pope]

meow

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Broken link, ese.