Poseur Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 quote: I'm anxiously awaiting deportation to... The land of eternal PAGE TOPS! [ 09-23-2002, 02:42 PM: Message edited by: Poseur ] Quote
vegetablebelay Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: a couple cups of Chardonnay, with finely chopped garlic, red onions, and salt. Of course, one must cook the little fellows thoroughly, or you risk contracting ... A particularly nasty strain of Heinouscling which is usually accompanied by Quote
Dru Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: a couple cups of Chardonnay, with finely chopped garlic, red onions, and salt. Of course, one must cook the little fellows thoroughly, or you risk contracting ... A particularly nasty strain of Heinouscling which is usually accompanied by inability to do anything but babble about one move wonder 11ds you nearly redpointed. Teddy Ruxpin once describved the pain of such a condition as being... Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 not unlike the pain experienced while peeing when one has the clap. Of course, the whole thing was now moot, as I remembered my trusty sidearm, a ... Quote
allthumbs Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 lightsaber, with which I swiftly amputated my cock, the poor unit being so sore with the clap and all.... Quote
vegetablebelay Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 and besides, it's gonna grow back, right? Anyway the snafflehound took note of this and immediately Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 picked up his small snaffle guitar, and began to sing ... Quote
vegetablebelay Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 which brought a tear to my eye as I harkened back to when I was a young boy attending the Catholic Church where the priest took a particular interest in me and would sing the song to me as he Quote
allthumbs Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 fondled my genitals and quietly masturbated into his bowl of cereal Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 "frosting the Mini-Wheats," as he used to call it. Of course, he met his downfall when, after coercing me to film him participating in some back-door snafflehound lovin', I stole the tape, which "mysteriously" resurfaced at the Youth Bible Camp that summer at what was supposed to be a showing of 'The Ten Commandments' starring Chuck Heston. Naturally, this didn't go over so well with Father Friendly, but ... Quote
allthumbs Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 many hottie climber babes from Colorado were quite impressed with the size of the Father's schlong, and the sheer quantity of spooge. But low and behold, Johnny Law caught wind of these scandalous goings-on and ....... [ 09-23-2002, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 showed up in full riot gear, guns drawn. They tackled the priestly pervert and gave him a sound beating, and then confiscated the offending video cassette, and left us all standing there gaping as they took off in their shiny black helicopter. "Damn," I said, "that was ... [ 09-23-2002, 04:47 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ] Quote
vegetablebelay Posted September 23, 2002 Posted September 23, 2002 weird" because although he was bloodied and beaten, Father Friendly was left in a heap at our feet while the authorities seemed to only be interested in the video. This all came back to me as I listened to the snafflehound singing and decided Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 24, 2002 Posted September 24, 2002 that the key link between my past memories and my current situation lay in the "beating to a bloody pulp" area, and so without further ado, I dropped from the branch (only slightly pumped, despite having hung there for the better part of four hours, I'm such a hardman) and ... Quote
richard_noggin Posted September 24, 2002 Posted September 24, 2002 When I saw 2 pages on this tread I thought that something hot was going on with access. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN The add on post thing is kinda cool Like playing add on holds at the gym Does the loozer buy the Quote
allthumbs Posted September 24, 2002 Posted September 24, 2002 pickin' up from flash...I'm a hardman and the devil's club did nothing but give me even more hardman status with the Colorado hotties. It seems the more I scared and battered my body, the more bootie I got. It was then and there that I knew I had to climb with Twite, even knowing full well that he .... Quote
allison Posted September 24, 2002 Posted September 24, 2002 ...I started cwying wike a wittwe baby, because DC REALLY HURTS when you get it in your..... Quote
allthumbs Posted September 24, 2002 Posted September 24, 2002 neither regions like my fiend Allison when she broke loose from the Z-pully and slid for aways until caught in the crotch by a large devil's club branch which brought her to a abrupt ... [ 09-23-2002, 06:46 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
eric8 Posted September 24, 2002 Posted September 24, 2002 orgasm and she mound so loud the snafflehouds..... Quote
richard_noggin Posted September 24, 2002 Posted September 24, 2002 ran to get in line behind Trask to do the gerble thing. Trask was.... Quote
freeclimb9 Posted September 24, 2002 Posted September 24, 2002 . . . concerned about his prolapsed rectum getting . . . Quote
allison Posted September 24, 2002 Posted September 24, 2002 Filled with the entire contents of my pack after my good friend Trask dropped me into that DAMN DC.....and that moaning was not in pleasure, you idiot. So then, having run away in fear, he..... Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted September 24, 2002 Posted September 24, 2002 herpes cause DFA has a very odd yet strong attraction to snafflehounds... Quote
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